Top 10 Methods Mistakenly Used to Estimate Penis Size
Our society is obsessed with sex. It’s too taboo to talk about openly, yet everyone has questions and curiosities. This manner of thinking leads to people coming to their own conclusions and believing what they’re told without even the ability to ask someone who has the proper knowledge. There are so many myths and misconceptions about every facet of human sexuality that it would be impossible to compile them all in one place. So let’s start with ten commonly believed links to the size of a man’s genitalia.
10 Shoe Size
This is probably one of the most common methods people try to use to judge the measure of a man. Foot fetishism may play a role in the persistence of this belief, or it may just be the fact that shoe size is one of the most obvious personal measurements everyone knows offhand. Women (and men) come up with convoluted equations in an attempt to find a link between the size of a guy’s feet and the length of his penis. You can divide by 3, in half, or take away as many inches as you like, but in the end, you’re no closer to solving the mystery. It’s only a myth, so don’t hang around Foot Locker looking for a pick-up.
9 Thumb to Finger
This one has actually been perpetuated by a renowned sexologist, but I’m really inclined to chalk it up to being another rumor. The way to do it is to make an L shape with your index finger and thumb, then measure the distance between the two tips. The figure you get is supposed to be the same as you’d get by measuring your penis. As an estimate, it’s probably around the same length; but what you’re looking at is roughly the size of the average male’s organ. You’re only playing the odds with this one, and there’s nothing definitive about it at all.
Like shoe size, height apparently has little to do with penile length. Scientifically, it probably has the most value so far—but studies that have found a correlation between height and penis size have been too small (no pun intended) to be considered solid and generally rely on the subjects to provide their own measurements. So, while it might seem like a good starting point if you’re all that curious about someone in particular, you’re probably only setting yourself up for disappointment. If you were to use this supposed correlation to look for the most endowed man possible, you’d end up with a lot of gangly men with average-sized members before striking gold. It might be a better idea to follow your heart.
7 Thumb Length
I’ve seen a rumor going around recently that a man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb. Why three times? I don’t know, but it seems like there are people out there who are determined to believe this. Unless the guy is Goro, you’re not even going to get a good visual representation of what the length of three of his thumbs is. You can ask him to stack his two thumbs on top of one another while you try to imagine the third one, but that kind of gives away the fact that you’re sizing him up. But of course, like the rest, it’s a myth and only another attempt at faking x-ray vision. But thank God for that, or I’d cringe every time a guy gave me a thumbs-up for a job well done.
Race can play a large factor in the prevalence of many stereotypes—both negative and positive. It doesn’t always stem from hatred or intolerance but simply a lack of understanding. The thing is, Asians don’t necessarily have small penises, Africans don’t necessarily have large penises, and Caucasians aren’t necessarily average. Humans don’t come color-coded based on the size of their penises, though some people would like to think so for questionable reasons.
5 Wrist to Tip of Middle Finger
Yep, another terrible indicator of penis size. Still, it’s something people like to use to surreptitiously determine a man’s length. The myth here is that a man’s penile length is equal to the distance from the end of his wrist to the tip of his middle finger. If this were in any way true, you’d see porn stars with hands that could palm a basketball. And, for that matter, guys who can palm a basketball but cannot wear shorts with their team uniforms. I’m looking at you, Shaq—with a hand length of about 11 inches (27.94cm) long, he’d nearly have to wear his genitals like a belt to play unimpeded.
4 Deep Voice
Sure, a deep voice is attractive and alluring—but it’s still no indicator of penis size. Yet, people are bound to think that a man with a deep voice will be packing a sea serpent. I mean, look at people like Morgan Freeman, James Earl Jones, or Barry White and tell me that you don’t automatically think they’d put a high-pitched weakling to shame. Hold on—this is coming back to that “race” thing, isn’t it? Either way, it’s just an illusion—which I’m sure none of the above men would be all that eager to dispel.
Reports abound that gay men are more endowed than heterosexuals. But why is this? One researcher, in particular, believes that it has to do with prenatal hormones that affect the size and structure of genitalia and certain structures of the brain, which in turn wind up influencing sexual orientation. Or it could be the fact that the main study from which this information is taken (the Kinsey Reports) is gathered through surveys and interviews, leaving it up to the individual men to measure themselves and report their findings. These studies are so notoriously unreliable that the average overall penis length dropped from 6.5 inches (16.51cm) to 5.8 inches (14.73cm) when researchers began to do the measuring for the subjects.
2 Flaccid Length
It seems like a no-brainer; if the guy’s penis is small when flaccid, it’s probably going to stay small. And vice versa, of course. But actually, the size difference of a penis from soft to hard varies greatly. Some men who are diminutive when they’re not aroused become quite the opposite in a sexual scenario. In fact, those with large flaccid penises tend to grow only a little, while those with small flaccid penises usually grow substantially. That alone generally makes up the difference between the two. This also makes the “urinal check-out” a completely unreliable waste of time for the guy sneaking a peek—not to mention that it’s also pretty creepy.
1 Digit Ratio
This gets the number one spot because it was published in a fairly recent study, and people have latched onto it like crazy. But all good myths start somewhere, so I’m interested in seeing if this one turns out like the rest or if it still holds some truth when conducted on a large scale.
This study had Korean researchers take measurements of 144 anesthetized men’s flaccid (but stretched out) penises before taking measurements of their right index and ring fingers. The results suggested that men with longer index fingers had shorter stretched penises. The reason for this, they believe, is that digit ratios are a good indicator of prenatal androgen and testosterone exposure.
This particular study was carried out on only Korean men (individual ethnic group’s digit ratios vary too greatly to be accurately tested alongside another) who were about to undergo urological surgery. I would have no honest idea if this were consensual, which opens up mildly alarming possibilities for what is allowed to happen to you after you’re unconscious on a South Korean hospital bed. (By the way, they did sign consent forms.)
In closing: maybe a few of these hold true for some, but for others, they’re just going to be wildly inaccurate guesses. Sure, it’s fun to mess around and pretend to have an insight into a total stranger’s most intimate details—but you should know that there’s only one way to really determine the size of a penis…