Since the site started way back 6 months ago, I have come to learn a lot about myself, the readers here, and life in general. This is my personal top 10 list of things I have learnt from this site.
10. You Shouldn’t Mention Led Zeppelin on a Beatles List
In a historic moment for the site, the top 15 Beatles Songs became the most commented on list with over 200 comments (that was eventually surpassed by the Geek Movies list). The reason? Someone mentioned Led Zeppelin on the list and World War II.5 broke out on the site. There are some classic comments in the list so be sure to check it out.
9. Listversers Have “Interesting” Taste in Food
I decided to write a list about bizarre food thinking everyone would love to be repulsed by the awful stuff therein. Little did I know – half of the readers here eat the stuff on the list on a regular basis!
jandaman: I’m going to have century eggs [100 year old rotten eggs] for lunch then balut [half cooked duck embryo in its shell] for the drinking session tonight.
We never did see jandaman after that….
8. Listversers Don’t Know We Have Forums
Despite repeatedly pointing out that we have forums, we still have only a small number of people regularly chatting there. Did you know the List Universe has forums? We do. You can reach the forums by clicking on the link entitled “forums” in the top right hand of every page – it is the button that says “forums“. “What’s that?!” you say? “Forums?!” Yes – we have forums.
7. Listverse is Better than Caffeine Tablets
You may remember our recent list about geek movies – it included a competition where you could win a DVD for writing the 100th, 200th, 300th, and 400th comment. A relatively new reader managed to sit for 12 hours trying to win. CSimmons was awake until 1:30AM PST and he missed the prize by one comment every time. Another very gracious user (Yogi Barrister) donated his prize to CSimmons so peace was restored in his household. Let us end this item with a quote:
Yogi Barrister: What could be geekier than posting comments all day in order to win a geek movie?
6. People Like Zombies – A LOT
Seriously – people on this site are zombie mad! Remember the Zombie Survival list? Don’t quote me, but I think that 80% of the people posting on that list seriously thought that there were real zombies coming to get them. Wow. Just wow.
5. Copying Text From Wikipedia is a Mortal Sin
Apparently copying any text from Wikipedia – not necessarily verbatim, is an act of willful plagiarism designed to thwart the thousands of people (including me) who have contributed to Wikipedia articles! Doing so results in eternal punishment in Hell – and deservedly so! There is only one thing you can do to spare your soul from the fiery pit: write a little sentence at the bottom of your list that says the list is under the open document license. Phew! There may be hope for me yet.
4. Music Lists Dramatically Increase Pageviews
Why? Because no one EVER agrees – I have published my own music lists as well as music lists sent in by contributors – no one is ever satisfied! You may not know this, but I studied post-graduate music at the Royal College of Music in London and even my classical lists cause anger (remember Beethoven?) What does this mean for the site? That I intend to publish many many more music lists!
3. I Am Not Allowed Holidays
let me start with a quote:
JUSTINW: How about doing a list on how great it is to be on a dream vactaion in NZ while your loyal readers sit at their jobs giving your stale site hits while advertisers deposit money directly into your bank account? If you’re going to go on vacation for months at a time don’t you think you should have someone taking care of business? — Top 10 J-Horror Films
Nice one Justin! Thanks. It didn’t matter that I only missed four days during the entire month – apparently I am obliged by an unwritten rule to write multiple lists every day. Two things: Since the site started six months ago, there have been around 8 days in total that I have not written a list for the site. On those days, while not writing lists, I was doing administrative stuff or dealing with servers failing. So Justin, kiss my …..
2. I Have No Nationality
Here – a quote:
A_guy_who_actually_studied_history: This is just another example of cliché USA bashing.
And another:
MAX: This is american propaganda.
So – I bash America, and I spread American propaganda! I don’t include enough Asian movies in my lists or there are too many non-American movies in my lists. I might as well just hand in my passport now! What is an objective guy to do?!
1. This Site Attracts the Right People
The number 1 thing I have learnt on this site is that it is possible for a large number of people who don’t know each other, to get together and discuss all manner of topics in a civil and intelligent way. I think the site is unique in that respect and it is the thing that makes it great. Thanks for letting that happen!
Afterword
This list was just for fun! I thought it would be amusing to pick up on some of the stereotypical comments/commenters we have had from time to time. In all honesty, I love writing the lists, reading the comments, and administering the site!






























first!?
ohhh the many things I have learnt from this site..
and the many hours I’ve spent on it. hahah
1) how to procrastinate while not studying
Uhm, I love this list. /discusses in a civil and intelligent way.
Uhh…. under number 8, there, Jamie… that’s not a picture of a forum. That’s the colosseum. Different thing.
signed,
the ever-so-annoying-know-it-all-Randall
Great list! As entertaining as the why you hate writing movie lists one.
But anyway, see… it’s been a learning experience for you. Aren’t you glad? What would we do without the internet?
i’m glad i found this. i have nothing to do at work but surf all day. i look forward to reading the new lists. woot woot!!!
LOL @ Randall!
I think maybe you should add a notable omission regarding people who always correct your spelling mistakes, grammatical errors and other technical issues…
Randall: duh! they are inside chatting!
#7 lol
#3 true
ive learned from these lists that this world, its people,and its creatures,are more unique, awe-inspirng, and wondrous than i knew
YAY for LISTVERSE!
I think this is my favorite list.
TiffanyB, cut the ‘first’ crap or go to Perez where it belongs, wouldya?
Interesting list. I had to laugh, you were right on the money with most of that. Especially the whole Wiki issue.
Anyway, keep ‘em coming!
#5 Right On!!!!
Great list!
# 11: NEVER, EVER argue with Randall if you can’t be assed reading more than 3 sentences in a row
“can’t be assed”? What’s that about?
i heard somewhere that this site has a forum.
i wonder if it’s true…
I think that you should add to the list something about people trying so hard (Or so it seems) to be the first comment in a list
#15 dont be on the top commenters list or you will be forever known as someone who spams comments!
HEY Juggz! Haven’t seen you in awhile! I thought you and Rayvn had died.
I have learned that I look forward to logging on to Listverse everyday and I feel very despondent when the site is down for even short periods of time. Yes, I have a job, yes, I have friends, yes, I have other interests. . . But I am addicted to Listverse!
Thank you, J! If my boss knew how much time I spend on your site at work, I would probably get fired!
I WILL *NOT* BE ASSED.
sez so on my label.
Angelina: Me too!!!
1) How to get yelled at while at work.
On the Forums: Why do we need forums when we can fill the comments section?
On your list posting: I’d set it to auto-upload a list a day, rather than multiples. As much as I love the multiples, it’ll also wear you down faster.
Suggestion: How about a list of top 10 ways to annoy readers?
I like that idea Cat Skyfire!
1) Insert religion into every list.
2) Add a naked picture. *And* don’t warn people.
3) Make a list of why Star Wars is better than Star Trek…
Mystern: Can’t be assed is another way of saying ‘can’t be bothered’
juggz- the top commenters list, is that including the forums, and is that a per day thing?
i, unlike angelina, do not really have a job, or friends, so i think i’m only half assing it on here. i should start commenting a bit more. really, i have the time for it.
Mystern: Not dead…yet anyways. Just been laying low, still here still reading the lists just keeping a low profile, but dont worry, ill be back to reclaim my spot on the top comments soon enough!
Cat Skyfire: the idea for the forums is to let people discuss stuff without being prompted by a list
And I like the idea of top 10 ways to annoy readers!
SocialButterfly: wow – you really hit the nail on the head there! Brilliant ideas – but I am too scared to write them
I love the comments almost as much as I love the lists. I have turned a lot of my co-workers on to the site as well. I hope the IS Dept doesn’t firewall this site due to high traffic. It could get really ugly!
SocialButterfly: No rehab for me!
Thanks, J. We appreciate your work.
Downhighway: It only reflects the last 30 days of activity so youll see it changing on a daily basis. in order to be on the top and stay on the top you have to continually be active on the site. it only counts for the front page the forum is its own seperate entity
I love this site and have increased my visits to everytime eBaumsworld rips your lists off to several times a day! I’ve learned so much here; and not just stuff posted on the site, but other stuff it inspired me to study. Thanks so much for giving my day some extra sunshine!
This site is the easiest way to waste time, I got directed to the top ten worst logos, spent about half an hour in hysterics and haven’t been off the site since.
My life is disappearing before my eyes.
DH61: It’s ok, you will always have your listverse family. . . but really, you should get a job, man!
Yeah Juggz: where you been? That nasty Jonathan is gone from the site now so he won’t be annoying you with spam comments anymore
Cedstra: you are welcome
angelina-
eh. jobs are overrated.
i have a part part part time job, no responsibility, like 10 hours a week, retail. but i don’t really count it.
I think we need a list of top 10 reasons Listverse is a family.
YAY!! I made the top commenters list!
Angelina: No rehab for me either, but I am sneaky.. I hide it in my favourites pretending it’s my bank website(horrible!).
jfrater: I can start drafting the list, I don’t mind I just request that you make up a contributor name…lol!
Mystern: I second that request.
Jamie: I Have been formulating my comeback and takeover of the site in a very dramatic fashion, but alas i was foiled by the Foxnews link that brought the site down last night so I had to postpone my re-emergance….
Actually as most of my reading of the site was done at work and I am now unemployed I just havent been commenting as much. I assure you i still visit the site numerous times a day and just addicted as ever though.
*reads Juggz comment* errmmm right.. back to work for me!!
Lalala…I love my job!
If only there was some kind of forum or other on this site, where people could go and chat….
Jamie, why DON’T you get on that, there’s a good chap.
Juggz: ha! foiled! Fox News saved the day! BTW, good luck with the job hunting!
Randall: funny guy! Go write me a list!
Socialbutterfly: suits me – go to it
You just can’t win, can you?
Mystern: Jamie is the “alcoholic” dad, Cyn is the overprotective mom, and sakul is the jew-hating uncle that we don’t claim in public. If that is not a family, I don’t know what is!!!
All kidding aside, I do feel a comradery with other Listversers. It feels good that I’m not the only one who likes zombies, panda *****, bizarre foods, serial killers, and naked celebrities!
jfrater: I just had to submit a list first!
JFrat: this is one of my favorite websites on the entire interweb. Keep up the great work, and if you REALLY want a vacation –we’ll allow it.
-InfiniteJorge
Jamie, you rock. Period.
Absolutely, holiday time is fine by me, mainly because I have sooo many lists to read to catch up.
Angelina: have you been peeping through my windows of an evening?!
Wow, jfrater. I didn’t know you had forums. I’m going to start posting there.
J: I have my ways. . .
Listverse really is Better than Caffeine Tablets!!!!!
I have learned that jfrater spoils us, and that there are more intelligent people in the world than I thought. Thank you Jamie for giving me something to do whilst I sit here and pretend to work!
Listverse is an amazing, unique site and Jaime is awesome for doin’ the damn thang!
new addition:
do not ever write first..even when you are first..the internet dweebs will get mad..and send you back to ‘perez’ although I am unsure of who that even is.
it sounds like a place you don’t want to be.. haha =P
and people will always get defensive over any subject..as seen with even the zombie article. Zombies aren’t real, however, only morons do not know how to kill them properly!! (obviously)
There is a lot of love in this forum.
i have learnt “how women can be so so so dangerous”. top 10 evil women. the maniac on #2 is the star of my nightmares now.
by the way, why not teach me how to quote and put links; so i can learn more
thanks for all.
I’m definitely guilty of not knowing about the forum. I don’t know if I have the time to use it though.
HandyMandy: I second that
JF: You really have something here, I feel like its a part of relevant history
I’m glad we can all connect with other list lovers around the globe
I have to say – you guys have problem item 1 in these comments
Thanks!