Life in the wild can be so brutal, that sometimes animals are forced to do terrible things to ensure survival. Cannibalism and infanticide are well known in many species, but perhaps the most disturbing cases are those of baby animals killing their siblings, sometimes moments after they are born! This is a list of ten species that start their lives as ruthless fratricides.

Like most large birds of prey, Golden Eagles breed rarely, and usually lay only two eggs per nest. Often, one of the eggs hatches with a few days of advantage, and the firstborn chick starts being fed before its sibling is even born. Due to this, the firstborn grows bigger and stronger than the younger chick, and usually wins most squabbles for food. If food is very scarce, the younger chick can eventually become weak and is likely to die because of malnutrition.
But that’s not all; if food is extremely scarce, the ever-hungry firstborn will actively kill and devour its younger sibling in the nest, without its parents doing anything to prevent the fratricide.
This provides a valuable meal for the stronger chick, as well as reducing the workload for the adult eagles (it is always easier to feed one single chick than two). Scientists believe that up to 80% of all second born Golden Eagle chicks die like this. Fratricide has been reported in other kinds of raptors, such as the Bald Eagle, but it doesn’t seem to be as frequent as in Golden Eagles.

Most large predatory mammals, such as big cats, are born with eyes closed and toothless; in other words, completely harmless. However, that’s not the case with African spotted hyenas. They are born with eyes open, alert and armed with sharp teeth, and start fighting each other at a surprisingly early age to establish their dominance; the larger cubs bite their weaker siblings brutally, and although adult hyenas may try to separate them, as soon as the babies are left alone in the communal burrows, they continue with their fighting; battles between hyena cubs can last for weeks.
Baby hyenas have even been known to dig smaller tunnels inside the burrow, and fight inside these tunnels, where their mother couldn’t possibly reach them.
In some cases, the weaker cubs die because of their injuries, but usually their fate is even worst; after being bullied so ruthlessly by the stronger cubs, they become so shy that they won’t even dare leave the burrow when their mother comes home to feed them. Eventually, they die of starvation inside the burrow.
Besides being a strategy for the stronger cubs (the future leaders of the hyena clan) to eliminate potential competitors, fratricide is also a natural way to regulate the population. Indeed, hyenas are the most abundant large predators in Africa, and other than lions, which kill some of them occasionally, they have no natural enemies at all.

These predatory insects are famous because of their nightmarish sexual habits; the female often eats the male after sex, or even during sex, usually starting by biting off the unfortunate lover’s head. But these cannibalistic tendencies are not just an adult thing. Usually, a female mantis lays its eggs in a special egg case, and attaches it to a stem, leaf or branch. All 100 to 200 baby mantises hatch at the same time, and often their first meal is one of their siblings. This is more common when other small insects are scarce around the area where the baby mantises where born.
These insects are not the only fratricide invertebrates; baby spiders and scorpions have also been known to eat each other on occasion, and in the case of spiders, even the mother may join her babies for a same species snack, particularly if, as is often the case, she has fasted while guarding her eggs.

Snowy egrets are noted for their beautiful, elegant appearance and flight, and they are seldom thought of as brutal animals. However, they are actually among the most prone to fratricide. Usually, female snowy egrets lay three eggs. However, there is a difference between the two first eggs and the third one; the first egg usually gets a high dose of hormones during development inside the mother’s body, and the same happens with the second egg. However, the third egg only gets half the dose of hormones, which leads to less aggressive behavior.
When food is scarce, the two older egret chicks often harass their younger sibling, which, being more passive, usually can’t defend itself and is eventually killed, either stabbed by the sharp bills of its siblings, or thrown out of the nest. This means more food for the murderous chicks.
It may seem strange that Snowy Egrets lay three eggs if only two chicks are to survive, but there is an explanation for this; if something happened to the two first eggs, or to the first born chicks during the first days, the third chick would serve as a replacement. As cruel as it may sound, the third Snowy Egret chick is just a spare.

As do most amphibians, Tiger Salamanders start their lives as aquatic larvae or “tadpoles”. But they are unusual because their eggs can develop into two different kinds of tadpole. These are the so called “normal morph” and the “cannibal morph”. The cannibal morph has a larger head, bigger mouth and more developed teeth, and is larger than its normal siblings; usually, the cannibal morph appears only when the pond where the eggs were laid starts to dry up, or when food is scarce. They eat smaller tadpoles and develop more quickly as a result, metamorphosing earlier into adults. This clever, if brutal survival strategy allows Tiger Salamanders to successfully breed even when the circumstances are not the most idoneous.
The most amazing thing about these cannibalistic tiger salamanders is that they seem to recognize their siblings and will usually avoid killing them; instead, they go after unrelated tadpoles born in the same pond. They can even recognize their first cousins and avoid eating them as well! But if food is too scarce, they don’t mind gulping a few brothers or sisters, hence their inclusion in this list.

Common Cuckoos are easily the most famous fratricides in the Animal Kingdom. However, they are special because they usually don’t kill their actual siblings, but rather their foster siblings. Adult female Cuckoos look a lot like Sparrowhawks (small but ferocious raptors that hunt smaller birds), which comes in handy to scare other birds away from their nest. While the nest is abandoned, the female Cuckoo quickly eats one of the eggs and replaces it with one of her own, then she flies away.
When the nest owners return, they don’t notice anything different and continue to care for their brood. But the baby Cuckoo will usually be born before the nest owner’s chicks do, and (still blind and featherless) it will immediately start pushing all other eggs or chicks out of the nest and into their death; this murderous behavior is seemingly not conscious, but rather caused by the Cuckoo’s sensitive skin which can’t bare contact with other objects in the nest.
If there are two Cuckoo chicks in one same nest, eventually one of them eliminates the other, but this is very rare.
Eventually, the foster parents, which can’t do anything to prevent the “crime”, have no choice but to start feeding the only remaining chick in the nest… the Cuckoo. It seems that the baby Cuckoo’s begging calls mimic those of a nest full of chicks of whatever species the host parents are; this makes the adult birds behave as if they were actually feeding many of their actual chicks, bringing plenty of food to feed the impostor, which soon grows to a monstrous size compared to its foster parents. And they keep feeding the Cuckoo until its ready to leave, and, if it’s a female, mate and continue the cycle.

If you think the Common Cuckoo is bad, wait until you meet its slightly larger cousin, the Great Spotted Cuckoo, found in parts of Europe and Asia. The female Great Spotted Cuckoo often lays her egg (usually one but sometimes two) into a magpie’s nest. The baby Spotted Cuckoos don’t have the impulse to throw the other eggs and chicks out of the nest, but they usually develop faster than their unfortunate foster siblings, and they have huge, brightly colored gaping mouths which seem to be irresistible to the adult magpies. The result is that the magpies feed them more frequently than their own chicks. Eventually, the fast-growing Spotted Cuckoos leave the nest, but still demand to be fed by the magpies. This spells doom for the magpie chicks, which often die of starvation, abandoned in their own nest.
Why do magpies accept the Great Spotted Cuckoo’s eggs instead of just throwing them away? Scientists have discovered, much to their surprise, that adult Great Spotted Cuckoos will ruthlessly destroy all eggs or chicks of any magpie nest where the parents have thrown the Cuckoo egg away. In other words, it’s a Mafia-like system; the unfortunate magpies have no choice but to raise the Cuckoo chicks as their own if they don’t want all of their offspring to die. Although cruel, this is Nature’s way of controlling the magpie population, since magpies themselves often raid the nests of other birds and if they become too numerous, can cause great damage to other species.

As everyone knows, Honey Bees live in colonies composed of one Queen, a few Drones (male bees whose only function is to fertilize the Queen), and Workers, which are sterile females and do basically all the hard work in the colony, from finding food, to producing honey, wax and a special substance called Royal Jelly which is produced by a special gland in the Worker’s head.
Royal Jelly is a highly nutritious food and is fed to the Queen and to all developing larvae in the colony. However, when the Queen starts growing old and its reproductive power diminishes, the Workers select a few larvae, take them to special cells away from the others and start feeding them with huge amounts of Royal Jelly. This causes them to develop into fertile Queen Bees. Once they reach a certain age, the future Queen Bees pupate (they build themselves a cocoon and undergo a metamorphosis into an adult bee).
However, there can only be one Queen in the colony, so the first Queen Bee to be born immediately finds the other Queens and stings them to death before they emerge. If two or more Queens emerge at the same time, there will be a vicious battle between them until one has killed all others. When this happens, the Worker bees will kill the old, original Queen and the new, young one will take its place. Life is not so sweet for a bee after all, is it? All bees in a colony are born from the same Queen and therefore siblings; that’s why they occupy #3 in this list.

Copidomopsis floridanum is a parasitoid wasp, one of the most extreme examples of fratricide in the world. The adult wasp first finds a caterpillar and stings it, causing it to become completely paralyzed. Then, it injects two eggs into the caterpillar’s body; one of the eggs is male and one of the eggs female. But they don’t give rise to one brother and one sister. Instead, the eggs quickly “clone” themselves, in a process known as polyembryony, and soon the caterpillar is the still living, but completely impotent nursery to 200 male larvae, and over 1,200 female larvae.
Out of these females, around fifty grow larger than their siblings, developing huge jaws but no sexual organs. It was once thought that these “monster larvae” were supposed to be the guardians of their smaller, fertile siblings, which would eat the eggs of any other wasp that could try to inject its brood into the already occupied caterpillar.
However, it is now known that this is not the case; they actually seek and devour as many of their brothers as they can find. The reason they do this is because the male larvae will actually fertilize their sisters while inside the caterpillar, and only one or two males are enough to fertilize all the females. Therefore, by eliminating the surplus of males, the cannibalistic larvae ensure that there will be more food (the unfortunate caterpillar’s body tissues) for their fertile sisters, boosting their chances of survival. This is the only function of the cannibalistic larvae, since they are sterile and will never reproduce themselves.

Known in Australia as Grey Nurse Sharks, these fierce-looking (if usually harmless to man) predators are #1 in this list with very good reason. Female Sand Tiger Sharks have two wombs, and each of them produces many eggs. The eggs hatch while still inside the womb, and the Sand Tiger embryos soon develop sharp teeth and start killing and eating their brothers and sisters and any unfertilized eggs in the womb, until there is only one embryo left alive in each womb.
As a result, the mother only gives birth to two pups (the last survivor of each womb), and since they fed abundantly in the womb, they are already quite big when they are born, around one meter long!
The Sand Tiger shark is therefore the only fratricide in this list that starts killing their siblings before being born; at the moment of its birth, it is already an experienced killer. This brutal survival strategy is known as intrauterine cannibalism, and was discovered in 1948 when a scientist, who was probing the womb of a Sand Tiger Shark, was bitten in one hand by one of the embryos! Although intrauterine cannibalism has been reported in other species of sharks, including the Great White Shark and even the Basking Shark (a placid, harmless plankton-eater as an adult), these feed only on unfertilized eggs while in the womb. The Sand Tiger Shark is the only shark known to cannibalize other embryos in the womb.




















Apparently NOT their brothers' keepers!
great list
Great List!
its hard to say anything bad about this list and i am not even first so good work
Is this a first?
Has brock ever, in the past, had nothing bad to say about a list?
I'm stunned…ollie, you keep track of these things, is this a first?
~boggle~boggle~boggle~
——he didnt say anything bad — but this was the 3rd comment, not 1st
@brock [04.08.2010]: *top unusual islands*
"interesting list thanks good to be first too "
there was one other he liked, but *****ed if i know which one it was…..
—– he made a couple funnies.
@brock [26.08.2010]: *incerdibly contraversial sting operations*
"wow sting was a doctor too"
@brock [20.08.2010]: *ways to ensure human survival*
"very interesting but what about cure from death "
he's actually not nearly as bad as renee pussman, waterboarder, joshi, doug13, etc
and extra points for calling armadillotron a stupid idiot the other day.
Nice List.
I think the Baldwins should have unleashed some Fratricide on Stephen.
Hahaha! Agreed!
Interesting a gruesome, good list!
Proof of what? That you “are sterile and will never reproduce”?
Ahh everytime we hear a good news an angel gets his wings.
Lets get immature:
are you a gunners fan? or just a Dutch arsehole?
Why dutch?
A break down of his name, Ars (Arse) and nl (Netherlands) hence…
nope its from you are an arse 'n all (that jazz). A nice profanity all of listverse is aware of now. Thanks a lot. i was hoping to keep it under the hood
'cause Dutch are stupid, just like him.
This is sick. Do you know that I`m eating my breakfast? Do you think I want to read this, first thing in the morning?
Lets play a “do you think” game.
“Do you think I want to read this”
Do you think we care?
Your turn.
Yes, Well, When I`m eating my crunchy nut cornflakes and marmite on toast, I don`t think want to read this. It makes me feel faint.
What the marmite didn't do that all on its own?
marmite=extra salty axel grease…along with vegimite, probably two of the most horrifying memories of foodstuffs from my childhood. School lunch: marmite sandwich on white bread, with butter and lettuce, a spotty banana, and a thermos of milk.
~yuck!~
heeeyyy!!!
you never told me that my mother-in-law was your cafeteria lady!!
no, ollie, that was what my mum packed for me. the cafeteria was surely offering better food than marmite…the memory still brings chills and stomach cramps.
anyone who can survive marmite and vegimite can survive anything.
~bleck~
my mother-in-law was *your mum*??
i'll tell my girlfriend i found her long lost sis
as for the survival? yeah — every day and night, for 13 weeks (before we got power after hurricane katrina) we would open the mre's that the national guard would pass out, and all i could think of was that no matter how bland they were, it was better than marmite.
and before any military personnel hop on and tell me mre's arent that bad anymore — yes — indeed. some of them taste fine, and some taste like ass. and then some *would* have been pretty good, except that we had to eat them cold on account of mre bombs. —- there is the hearing packet in mres, and adding water activated heat. you jam one of those puppies into a bottle (water or soda bottle) wait until you feel the plastic bottle gain some pressure, and throw that sucker like a grenade.
childish? yeah. but did i mention we had no power/ hell, *any* utilities for over 3 months, and couldnt really go more than 1 mile in any direction. we had to amuse ourselves somehow…………..
I grew up on vegemite. When I was in hospital for tonsils when I was about 7, all I would eat was bread and vegemite. I have never had marmite, though. Marmite is un-Australian.
I haven't had vegemite recently, though. In fact I wonder if we've got any. I'm feeling just a bit queasy from last night, so bread and vegemite might distract me.
Me too… I grew up on vegemite and I would still eat the stuff at least once a week. I love it on toast with avocado… yum! Another good use is to add it to your gravy for that extra zing!
My two year old daughter is also a big fan (– I wonder whether feeding a two year old vegemite is considered a form of child abuse in some countries..!?!).
Having said all that, I completely understand why segues would describe it as "extra salty axle grease"… lol… it is definitely an acquired taste… but very good for you.
The only thing that got me through those lunches was the few pence my mum always gave me in the morning before school. It was bus money to get home with.
Instead, I saved it, walked home, and went into the pastry shop, where I could get a nice big molasses cookie with pink icing. I'd eat that on my walk home…I was 4 i/2, 5 years old, it seemed like the better option at the time….and I was still desperate to get the taste of marmite out of my mouth!
I think I´m a little late to the vegemite bashing party but I´m with you 100%. YUCK. We had an Australian guest a couple of years back (a friend of my husband from his study abroad days) and he brought a little jar of the stuff like it was a huge treat he was introducing us to. I honestly tried to eat a tiny bit without gagging and it was impossible… I dont *think* he was offended when I started to scrape my tongue clean……….
Well get your smelling salts, man or you’ll be in quite a pickle
Didn`t do what on it`s own? I just did what I always do. Have some crunchy nut cornflakes, then marmite on toast. Sometimes I have crunchy nut cornflakes and a pot noodle.
lol – make you nauseous and light-headed, of course.
Abortion is a lot more evil than fratricide.
Please don't broadcast your opinions online. Nobody cares.
@loomingresonance
If you don’t care, then don’t comment back. Especially as rudely as you did.
That wasn't rude. For an abortion-related comment that was about as polite as it gets. loomingresonance did say "please", which is more than you did.
THATS ALMOST IRONIC
Before using the word "ironic", please look it up in a dictionary.
People use it thinking it means something totally different from what it actually means. It makes the user appear less educated than they probably are…and that is not a good thing.
Eat a dick
The last time I checked the Bible, it actually condemns fratricide, starting with Cain and Abel.
It says absolutely nothing about abortion. In fact, killing infants is practically a pastime for Yahweh.
Great list TyB. They get better an better as the topic gets more and more bizzare or obscure.
You said somewhere: “Although cruel, this is Nature’s way of controlling the magpie population”. Ive recently read that evolution might not be about the fight for resources but that some scientists think its about finding a niche and taking advantage of it (or something along those lines. I didnt read 100% carefully and ive forgotten all the details). And this case of cuckoos and magpies might be one example. Magpies found a niche and filled it up and then cuckoo came along and they “found” that magpies were a great “resource” and use it for their own purposes.
Not saying this list was bad (it wasn’t), but something about it just turned my stomach :-/
Your siblings?
Wait! Lemme get this straigh; eating your siblings is wrong? Oooopss…
Hehehe.
Sorry, that was me, Jay.
I absorbed my twin whilst still in the womb. Boo-yah!
So now you have TWO brains? Boy, are you on the wrong list! Here, one half-functioning brain puts you ahead of most of us.
And here's the proof of my above statement. I did one lousy joke under an assumed username and now my machine tries to post EVERYTHING under that name. I must be really stupid 'cause nobody else seems to have this problem. In case this posts under the wrong name, I'm Jay.
Oi!! My not oft used name is Turk on ListVerse. That's not the half of it though…I did have a twin that never made it out of my mum's womb. I had to re-read your post a few times. What are the odds? Not joking either…
The same thing happened with my mum. She absorbed her twin. Her doctor discovered this in an eye exam (I have *no* clue how).
how is that even possible?
im fairly clever, can find a loophole in damn near anything, and i know a significant amount of bio, and anat.
i cannot think of one way that anyone could tell this from an eye exam. ???
—super weird
I remember that it had something to do with the way her eyes were striated, or formed. All I can remember, I couldn't have been older than 7 or 8 at the time, was that some sort of pattern in the eyes was a give-away.
I know I could think of the exact term if this was some other time, but it's 12:35a.m. and I quite heavily drugged at the moment…I always am at night.
Save the Earth!
Save the Earth–Eat the People.
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great list.
Here on the north coast of the R.S.A. i live 50 kilometers away from the 2nd largest game reserve in the country and spend a lot of time there, wildlife is fascinating and as the author has pointed out also so cruel.
I have witnessed a pack of hyena chase away 4 adult lions around a freshly killed kudu carcass, they fear nothing these scavengers
I think it would be interesting if a honey badger and a hyena donned boxing gloves and see who is victorious after 12 rounds, mean critters both of them.
Thanks TyB – brilliant.
I would pay to see the hyena and honey badger go at it. Like having a heavyweight go at a lightweight…but the lightweight has extra abilities.
Honey badgers are one of my all-time favourite animals. Those nutters are completely fearless… take a quick scan through their diet and one can not remain unimpressed: snakes (- including puff adders and mambas), scorpions, porcupines, mongooses, even small crocodiles…!
Oh, and dessert consists of clawing their way into beehives (and risking their own lives) to feast on the honey and grubs. Too cool.
We had a list on before that included the Honey Badger and that is where my interest started with them.
Thanks for the info – much appreciated.
I actually found the hyena factoid to be the most horrifying. Badger anything until it is paralyzed by fear…..nature is so nasty.
if you're a Maori, why are you called Jeff?
After he's dead, he's going to change his name to Shaun.
Lots of Maoris are called Jeff.
thank god my brothers and sisters are not like the ones on the list
Very excellent list. Quite obvious how all these strategies serve the same purpose – save and pass on the genetic information. By fair means or foul. Of course they only seem foul, what with our seeming need to plop human sensibilities on all living creatures.
Great job TyB!
With the way my brother was I'm glad he didn't turn out like this.
Great list, TyB! The sand tiger shark has got to be the number one killer. Starting at such a …ahem…delicate age. Wow.
But does story about the guy that got bit while probing the womb does remind me of a very poor horror movie: teeth. And imagine the shock that guy had.
Instincts are fascinating arn’t they?? Auto-response natural selection in action, maybe.
nice lisr
Great list
Good stuff yet again from LV's resident animal afficionado.
Good list. Pity the human race did not develop a system where at birth the newborn would cause irepairable damage to the womb. That would keep overpopulation nicely in check.
In check? how about extinct? You need more than two babies (not all folks born live long enough to reproduce) just to sustain a population. Think before one blathers is a good rule.
When do you reach a sustainable population? 4 billion? We could do well with half a billion.the world would be such a nice place!
It really would. The entire human race would disappear after a few generations.
Oops.
Exactly. Then earth might survive a bit longer. Humans are the alien specie who destroys everything.
Last time I checked, Humans are aboriginal.
Wow. What a moronic statement. We belong on this planet too. Are you one of those idiots who value animal lives above those of people?
Damn shame that would be…
because a species would develop something that would wipe it self out. *rolls eyes*
Well researched list. I thought the discovery of number 1 was crazy. I was thinking about Samuel l Jackson saying “…Deep Blue Sea? A SHARK ATE ME!”
@jfrater: I just heard about the earthquake in New Zealand. Your the only person I know with any connection to that region. I hope any friends and family are okay. You’re in our thoughts and prayers.
When I saw todays list was by TyB, I said HORRAY!, and then I saw the title of the list and said another HORRAY! As I read, I kept thinking, where is the Grey Nurse Shark? The Grey Nurse Shark *has* to be on the list!
Of course it was. #1!
I saw some actual footage of that occurring on a Nat Geo docu some years ago and it was fascinating to see how the sharks are so inherently programed to hunt and kill that they will do so even before they are born.
As to the rest of the list, I really only knew about the mantis, the cuckoo, the bee and the wasp. You taught me 5 completely new things today! Which means I now have to find books with additional information on those five animals so I can learn more.
I feel really good this morning TyB! Thank you!
I just got to read the list today (my internet has been down since last week) and I had the exact same reaction… I even bypassed all the more recent lists just so I could read this one first.
TyB: your lists never disappoint.
As soon as I saw the title of this list I knew TyB was the author. Great and informative animal lists are his trademark. Great job, yet again TyB.
I can’t stop picturing little human babies eating each other in the womb. *shudder*
Interesting list though, good job.
Damn, Nature…you scary!
Sharks are pure killing machines, perfectly designed and ruthless, amazing creatures! Great list, I love nature, so many interesting tales.
Fascinating list! I guess many of these situations could be summed up as, he ain't heavy, he's my supper.
Last!
What do mean by "potential life"?
In all the science I have studied, I have discovered one thing: Something is either living or not living. No matter how far down the ladder you go, say to corals which look like rocks, but are animals or plants, things are alive or inanimate. Something inanimate will never be alive; it has no potential life.
So I don't get it.
Honestly. How is something not alive going to be alive?
meh——-it almost sounds like a semantic connundrum. in fact, remember that list of paradoxes? from like.,,,a while back (i know it was this year)
ok — think of the heap of sand.
take away one grain at a time, and it goes from a heap to a grain, if you onl have one left, but is 3 grains of sand really a heap? its in the definition (cryptic as it may be) of the word.
in my psych classes, we've had this debate plenty. people define alive differently, if you can believe it. a spermis alove, so everything is alive—blah blah whatever. well, a sperm is alive. it morphs in to a fetus, baby, then obnoxious teenager. —–
the only thing ive ever seen that was not alive at one point, and changed into something that was alive was frankenstein. and brad.,
"the only thing ive ever seen that was not alive at one point, and changed into something that was alive was frankenstein. and brad."
ha ha ha!
I think you might be right about the semantics. People using words in ways not actually intended, or possible. I think I went into a bit of a grammar-nazi mode there for a minute, but the term "possible life" just put all sorts of sci-fi images into my head.
I should remember that most people use words and phrases quite loosely, and give them (at least the brighter ones, such as Mom424) a pass.
I never learned to use language that way, so it always surprises me.
***** is a sin! Think of all those horrible sperm you're killing! Sperm that had HOPES and DREAMS…and you've crushed them…crushed them, in a kleenex in your trashcan…
Cool list! I already knew no. 1 in the list, but imagine, if we humans (this is just an example) were a kind of fracticidal creatures, did we kill our other siblings while we were in the womb? lol, a pointless explanation, but a true question. Nice job! cool list!
Super list! Nature never seizes to amaze me.
I can't help but think that the inspiration for this list came from naruto's chapter last week. people who read it will probably understand. (i'm such a nerd)
That was exactly what i was thingking!hahaha.. In loving memory of kisame…
Oh god… I shouldn't have read that x~x
xD
Not to be the deviant guy here but I got a strange urge to taste royal jelly while reading number 3. Then I realized, while it may taste good, by eating it I could either be stabbed to death while I sleep OR be known around the hive as someone who killed the competitors and is now the overweight boss. If I was a bee of course.
Great list!
Not to be the deviant guy here but I got a strange urge to taste royal jelly while reading number 3. Then I realized, while it may taste good, by eating it I could either be stabbed to death while I sleep OR be known around the hive as someone who killed the competitors and is now the overweight boss. If I was a bee of course.
Great list!
Great list.
I call dibs on Cannibal Morph as my new band name
Either that, or it makes a great title for a horror movie
Great idea for a band. My Dad came up with a good one inadvertantly, and I'll pass it on to you. He was talking about some really unhappy-looking tangerines in the fridge, and he said, "That's some sick little fruit" and I realized it was genius as a band name. "Sick Little Fruit"
Okay. But I get Mighty Morphin Zombie Rangers. Which, oddly enough, isn't the worst name for a movie I've ever heard. (That would be: "Deathbed: The Bed That Eats People!")
Really good list, I thoroughly enjoyed reading it!
Very interesting, although it still makes me wish I'd been able to successfully give away my younger brother when I was quite small. Sadly, I failed.
It's never too late…
I couldn't give him away now, I'm sure the warranty has expired (he's 44). Someone would doubtless give him back.
Amazing.. The number one in the list is delivered with impeccable timing since in Naruto, kisame just discussed that..hahaha.. I would call the number 1 entry in the list as an honor to kisame..hahahah
The Mako shark will also eat it's brothers and sisters while in the womb. And if it runs out of food while still inside – it'll start to eat mom.
Horsefeathers, it makes me think of that Ramsay Campbell novel, "The Doll Who Ate His Mother."
Incidentally, are you the one who posted on the "Characters Who Die Early in the Movie" list that they used Mako sharks when they filmed "Deep Blue Sea?" 'Cause there's still some confusion about that…
No it was Arachnophilia. But he/she is right. They are Mako sharks. I believe there is a line in the movie describing them as such but I’d need to watch the movie again to be sure.
amazing amazing list TyB. Just makes me wonder what we humans, with our 'superior intelligence' will do if faced with extreme conditions to grow up or live in. scary thought.
Hurray for TyB!!! Another awesome list! You just keep getting better! Number is creepy… Cuckoos are really cuckoo…
how did i JUST stumble upon this, what a weird ( but excellently written and interesting) list
the golden eagles are some cold ass creates
also since hyenas are matriarchal i'm guessing the competition would mostly go on between females. would that make it sororicide?
eitherway great list, veryyyy wtf yet entertaining to read!
Another proof against so-called "Intelligent Design"
Very Funny
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brnrnhnddx on April 11, 2011 @WorkoutAustin hahahahahahahahha me and my cousin do this workout 3 times a week for basically our warm up in 20 minutes. and we use FULL range of motion everytime. that dude flat out sucked