20 Fantastically Named People
Published on September 8, 2008 - 319 Comments
It’s amazing how many people nowadays have bizarre and unusual names. Most changed their names via deed poll, but a few were born with that given name, and very few have gone on to live successful lives regardless of their name. The following people have fantastic or apt names, all are their original birth names, and all have achieved some sort of fame outside of their name.
1. Canaan Banana
Canaan Banana served as the first President of Zimbabwe from 18 April 1980 until 31 December 1987. A Methodist minister, he held the largely ceremonial office of the presidency while his eventual successor, Robert Mugabe, served as Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Banana was later convicted on charges of sodomy and imprisoned. He died 2003. Mr Banana is pictured above on the right. To his left is evil despot Robert Mugabe.
2. Praise-God Barebone
Praise-God Barebone was an English leather-seller and radical preacher. He is best known for being elected to the Nominated Assembly of the English republic, in 1653. The Assembly was known commonly as Barebone’s Parliament due to its domination by religious and political eccentrics such as Praise-God, who was a Fifth Monarchist and believed in the imminent end of the world and return of Jesus. He died in 1679.
3. Walter Russell Brain
Baron Brain was an eminent neurologist who authored the standard work on the subject, “Brain’s Diseases of the Nervous System”, and long time editor of the neurological medical journal Brain. He was knighted in 1952 and made Baron Brain in 1962. He died in 1966.
4. Marc Breedlove
Marc Breedlove is a Professor of Neuroscience at Michigan State University. He is known for his work into the study of sexual attraction and sexual behaviour. His most influential work was in discovering that lesbians have a more masculine digit ratio than straight women, a finding that has been replicated in his and many other labs and which indicates that lesbians, on average, are exposed to more prenatal testosterone than are straight women.
5. Thursday October Christian
Thursday October Christian was the first son of Fletcher Christian (leader of the Mutiny on the Bounty) and his Tahitian wife Maimiti. He was conceived on Tahiti, and was the first child born on the Pitcairn Islands after the mutineers took refuge on the island. Born on Thursday the 14th of October, he was given his unusual name because Fletcher Christian wanted his son to have “no name that will remind me of England”. He died in 1831.

6. Thomas Crapper
Crapper was a noted English plumber who made significant contributions towards the improvement of the flushing toilet. He held many toilet related patents, including the floating ballcock, and founded the plumbing company Crapper and Co. He died in 1910. Mr Crapper is pictured above.
7. Prince Octopus Dzanie
Prince Octopus is an amateur boxer from Ghana who competed in the 2008 Summer Olympics and the 2006 Commonwealth Games.
8. Argelico Fucks
Fucks is a Brazilian professional footballer. He won the Rio Grande do Sul State league, the Brazilian cup, the Brazilian Champions Cup, the Conmebol Cup plus the Portuguese league, cup and Supercup. He also represented Brazil internationally at the Under-20 level winning both the South American Championship and the Youth World Cup.
9. Learned Hand
Learned Hand was an influential United States judge and judicial philosopher. He served on the Southern District Court of New York and the United States Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit. Hand has reportedly been quoted more often than any other lower-court judge by legal scholars and by the Supreme Court of the United States. He was a stronger supporter of civil rights, civil liberties and judicial restraint. He was an expert in statutory law in patents, torts and antitrust. His writings remain admired in the history of legal literature. He died in 1961.
10. Ima Hogg
Ima Hogg, known as “The First Lady of Texas”, was an American philanthropist, patron and collector of the arts, and one of the most respected women in Texas during the 20th century. She received an honorary doctorate in fine arts from Southwestern University, and was a large contributor to Houston’s Museum of Fine Arts. Very wealthy due to her family’s oil business, Hogg founded the Houston Child Guidance Center, which provides counselling for disturbed children and their families. She also established the Hogg Foundation for Mental Health at the University of Texas at Austin in 1940. Hogg successfully ran for a seat on the Houston School Board in 1943, where she worked to remove gender and race as criteria for determining pay and established art education programs for black students. Hogg never married, and died in 1975.
11. Rusty Kuntz
Kuntz is a former Major League Baseball player and currently first base coach for the Kansas City Royals. He was part of the Detroit Tigers that defeated the San Diego Padres in the 1984 World Series. Mr Kuntz is pictured above.
12. Chuck Long
Chuck Long is the head football coach at San Diego State University. He played quarterback in college at the University of Iowa and professionally with the Detroit Lions and the Los Angeles Rams. He is an inductee of the College Football Hall of Fame.
13. Adolf Lu Hitler Marak
Adolf Lu Hitler R. Marak is a politician in the state of Meghalaya, India. It may be noted that his name is not particularly curious within Meghalaya, where other local politicians are named Lenin R. Marak, Stalin L. Nangmin, Frankenstein W. Momin, or Tony Curtis Lyngdoh. Hitler Marak told the Hindustan Times: “Maybe my parents liked the name and hence christened me Hitler… I am happy with my name, although I don’t have any dictatorial tendencies.”
14. Ten Million
Ten Million was a minor league baseball player who played for various teams in the Northwestern League in the years prior to World War I. He is most famous for appearing on the first set of Obak baseball cards where he became very popular due to his name. He died in 1964.
15. Chris Moneymaker
Chris Moneymaker is an American poker player who won the main event at the 2003 World Series of Poker. His victory is generally credited for being one of the main catalysts for the poker boom in the years following his win. He is one of the most successful poker players currently touring with total live tournament winnings of over $2.8 million.

16. Revilo Oliver
Revilo Oliver was an American professor of Classical philology, Spanish, and Italian at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, who wrote and polemicized extensively for White Nationalist causes. Oliver also briefly received national notoriety in the 1960s when he published an article following the John F. Kennedy assassination, suggesting that Lee Harvey Oswald was part of a Soviet conspiracy against the United States; in response, he was called to testify before the Warren Commission. As per family tradition, his name is a palindrome. He died in 1994. Mr Oliver is pictured above.
17. Richard Plantagenet Campbell Temple-Nugent-Brydges-Chandos-Grenville
Richard Plantagenet Campbell Temple-Nugent-Brydges-Chandos-Grenville was British statesman and close friend of Benjamin Disraeli. His name arose through successive generations of people with double barrelled surnames adding and adding instead of compromising. He died in 1889.
18. Peerless Price
Peerless Price is an American football wide receiver who is currently a free agent. He was originally drafted by the Buffalo Bills in the second round of the 1999 NFL Draft, and has also played for the Atlanta Falcons and the Dallas Cowboys.
19. Jaime Sin
Jaime Sin was a Filipino bishop who later became archbishop of the Roman Catholic Church of the Philippines and was henceforth known as Cardinal Sin. He was only the third native Filipino Archbishop of Manila, following centuries of Spanish, American and Irish episcopacy. Cardinal Sin died in 2005.
20. Wolfgang Wolf
Wolfgang Wolf is a German football coach who once managed Wolfsburg FC.
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1. nyys - September 9th, 2008 at 3:13 am
And nice list too.
2. Adriana - September 9th, 2008 at 3:22 am
Parents have a lot to answer for…………
3. emmstein - September 9th, 2008 at 3:22 am
Growing up in the Philippines, I always thought Jaime “Cardinal” Sin had an ironic name for his title.
Nice list. But nothing beats Pussy Galore from the Bond movies. Hearing the name always makes me giggle like a school girl.
4. Hill - September 9th, 2008 at 3:33 am
nice list! haha, funny stuff
5. bobo - September 9th, 2008 at 3:49 am
Interesting names. Wonder if they got teased when they were younger…? Haha…
6. geronimo - September 9th, 2008 at 3:50 am
The state of Kerala in India is home to some of the weirdest names in the planet…
I did my schooling there and had a friend called titty abraham
and then there were the brothers Boobily and Obily Mathews.
During my College time, i knew of this girl everyone loved..They all called her darling and that was her name…shailaja Darling
and these are just some of the strange names u will find in Kerala.
7. Drogo - September 9th, 2008 at 4:03 am
I had an english teacher named Mr. English.
The veterinarians for our cats are a husband and wife team, their last name is Catt.
8. Brendan - September 9th, 2008 at 4:07 am
Let us not forget Sgt. Max Fightmaster
9. astraya - September 9th, 2008 at 4:09 am
A fun list. Hooray!
10. postman - September 9th, 2008 at 4:22 am
Wasn’t there a Master Bates in Captain Pugwash?
11. Sgt. Batguano - September 9th, 2008 at 4:25 am
In Northern Virginia there is a Dr. Harry Beaver who is…you guessed it, an OB/GYN. To verify you can enter his name and Fairfax, VA in Yahoo.
12. Ghidoran - September 9th, 2008 at 4:28 am
Cool!
13. FlockO’Seagulls - September 9th, 2008 at 4:35 am
Don’t forget the obvious…Tiger Woods!
14. njfed - September 9th, 2008 at 4:35 am
“Manley Power”
http://www.blog.joelx.com/manl.....-ever/892/
Nuff’ Said.
15. ScubaSteve - September 9th, 2008 at 4:38 am
The proctologist I went to about 7 months ago was named Dr. John Finger. Im just glad his surname was not Fist or Boot or some such.
16. cass - September 9th, 2008 at 4:38 am
There was a Dr. Slaughter in my hometown of Brisbane, Australia.
And an unsubstantiated rumour of twin siblings named Pearl and Sydney Harbour.
And regarding Master Bates and Seaman Staines from Cpt Pugwash;
always check snopes.com first….
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.asp
17. ronsantohof - September 9th, 2008 at 4:49 am
Former NASCAR driver Dick Trickle was a favorite name on Sportscenter in the 90’s.
18. Peri - September 9th, 2008 at 4:52 am
Darn it, Sgt. Batguano, you took mine! My mother used to know him–he was a customer at her bank. She had several unusually named customers, including the Hines couple who named their son Duncan.
(For those not in the U.S., Duncan Hines is the name brand of a cake mix).
19. ligeia - September 9th, 2008 at 5:02 am
When I was receiving my arts degree there was a girl called Anita Cushion on the list, seriously! Recently in New Zealand a judge in a custody case allowed a young girl to change her name. Her parents called her Talula does the hula from Hawaii.
20. Spart - September 9th, 2008 at 5:02 am
Saw a Doctor Duck in Kalgoorlie, WA.
21. cass - September 9th, 2008 at 5:06 am
And I guess Dick Armey would have to be up there.
22. Hmm - September 9th, 2008 at 5:11 am
Where’s Moon Unit Zappa?
23. Ingi - September 9th, 2008 at 5:13 am
Where is max fightmaster?
24. Iain - September 9th, 2008 at 5:14 am
Re number 17 - I’m pretty sure there were other aristocratic british names from that period that were even longer.
25. jhoyce07 - September 9th, 2008 at 5:16 am
19. Jaime Sin
Jaime Sin was a Pilipino bishop who later became archbishop of the Roman Catholic Church of the Philippines and was henceforth known as Cardinal Sin. He was only the third native Filipino Archbishop of Manila, following centuries of Spanish, American and Irish episcopacy. Cardinal Sin died in 2005.
~ it’s “Filipino” not Pilipino, JFrater..ü
26. Tfisch - September 9th, 2008 at 5:18 am
What, no former NBA Allstar World B. Free? Also, contrary to popular belief, Ima Hogg never had a sister named Ura.
27. jeff - September 9th, 2008 at 5:21 am
Where is former NASCAR star Dick Trickle????
28. S - September 9th, 2008 at 5:25 am
In Mumbai, India there is a a person whose sign board said Dr. Pran Lele. Lele is a popular surname in Maharashtra. Incidentally Pran in hindi means life and Lele translated in hindi is to take. So rough translation would be Dr. Life Taker
29. Mr.Clean - September 9th, 2008 at 5:27 am
I went to a urologist whos name was Dr. cox… no joke. This was when i was in the military and this particular doctor was a Major.
Te he he…. I wish i were joking!
30. Iain - September 9th, 2008 at 5:27 am
There’s also Stefan Kuntz - a well known German international footballer. His name was used to great effect in the video for “3 Lions” a song celebrating England’s 1996 European Championship campaign (held in England). In keeping with Anglo-German rivalry, German supporters are all shown with porn-star moustaches, mullets and wearing German soccer jerseys with ‘Kuntz’ emblazoned on the back.
As a Scotsman, I’m glad report that Karma played a part as Germany eliminated England from their own tournament in a penalty shoot out.
31. Iain - September 9th, 2008 at 5:32 am
Following up my point about number 17 - here goes (deep breath)
Captain Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache
(phew!)
32. dischuker - September 9th, 2008 at 5:39 am
regarding chris moneymaker…to say that he is one of the most successful poker players currently is quite the stretch. by the poker community, he is regarded as one of the worst players to ever win the main event of the world series of poker. this is why he is credited with being the catalyst of the poker boom. millions of people saw him play and thought, i can beat that guy and he just won millions of dollars.
33. The_Patient - September 9th, 2008 at 6:00 am
Wow to number 17!! “Richard Plantagenet Campbell Temple-Nugent-Brydges-Chandos-Grenville”
An actor (an pro skateboarder) Jason Lee named his son Pilot Inspektor.
Kinda cool actually….
34. The_Patient - September 9th, 2008 at 6:01 am
Also, I know a woman called Simone Simon.
35. lotte - September 9th, 2008 at 6:07 am
I wonder how they or their parents actually thought up of those names!
Ten million? Ain’t their parents afraid that their kids may get made fun of in school?or did everybody had weird names?
36. Tom - September 9th, 2008 at 6:09 am
One of the co-founders of Party Poker (the guy who wrote the software) earned over a billion dollars when they floated on the stock exchange. His name is Anurag Dikshit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anurag_Dikshit
37. kittym - September 9th, 2008 at 6:12 am
For Red Wings fans out there, there’s a family in my neighbourhood, the Arenas, who named their first son Joseph Louis. Joe Louis Arena. Poor boy. I bet he wears a lot of red.
38. AnotherEngine - September 9th, 2008 at 6:14 am
There’s always Red Sox outfielder Coco Crisp. I often wonder about that one…
39. warningdontreadthis - September 9th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Haha, I had a good laugh. xD
40. Callie - September 9th, 2008 at 6:29 am
Ima Hogg?
That’s awful. Her parents were mean folks.
41. MT - September 9th, 2008 at 6:50 am
Baseball player- Milton Bradley
Race car driver- Lake Speed
Skier- Picabo Street
How did you miss those names?
42. JLo - September 9th, 2008 at 6:51 am
Great list. No Slim Pickens?
43. Sammaji - September 9th, 2008 at 6:51 am
Poor Thomas Crapper…forever associated with “taking a crap”.
44. glaukopis - September 9th, 2008 at 6:53 am
I went to high school with a kid named Phuc Boi.
45. papabear - September 9th, 2008 at 6:55 am
I work with a lady named Candy Dong (giggle).
46. MzFly - September 9th, 2008 at 6:58 am
HaHaHa - Great List!
When my brother was younger he had a friend named J.T. Dickey. The first time he went over to the kids house he came home laughing his ass off and I asked him why - apparently JT’s dad was in the Navy and there was a picture of him as a young man and under the picture it read: Private Seaman Dickey! lol
47. berto - September 9th, 2008 at 7:05 am
Chad Ocho Cinco!!! (must not have many NFL fans here)
48. bry the creep - September 9th, 2008 at 7:16 am
i went to co;;ege w/ a korean girl who spelled her name in english: Miok Im. Spell out the letters….she never got it.
49. Cubone - September 9th, 2008 at 7:20 am
Excellent list. The comments on this one are as good as the list!
50. Lusus - September 9th, 2008 at 7:20 am
Great list!
As for the comments about Tiger Woods and the Tv show Captain Pugwash, Tiger Woods real name is Eldrick, Tiger is a nickname. And the Captain Pugwash rude names are an urban legend.
51. Rockdoc - September 9th, 2008 at 7:33 am
How can we not mention the first American woman in space: Sally Ride and prophetically, twenty years earlier the great soul song all about her: Ride, Sally, Ride.
52. rolltide - September 9th, 2008 at 7:38 am
my driver’s ed teacher was named Mr. Wreckedge…
53. Sedulous - September 9th, 2008 at 7:42 am
I think there was a college basketball player named Duaney Duaney or something like that. Then there was that girl whose parents named her after 25 different boxers.
Autumn Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown.
54. deepthinker - September 9th, 2008 at 7:52 am
I had a music/band teacher in school named Carol Carrell. When her mother was young, she promised her best friend she would name her first daughter after her.. Carol. Ironically, she married a man with the last name Carrell. Funny. Neat list!
55. segue - September 9th, 2008 at 7:57 am
JT, wonderful list! Great to start your day with a laugh.
I have a few to add.
I went to kindergarten with a boy named Peter Ramsbottom.
In grammar school, one of my best friends was from a family of five girls, all named Mary.
In high school, one of the girls last name was Knipple.
My Dad was a medical corpsman in the Navy, his commander was Dr. Seagrave.
56. Mr.Clean - September 9th, 2008 at 8:06 am
Segue,
your father was a hospital corpsman, not a medical corpsman.
sorry to be a dick.
57. longball - September 9th, 2008 at 8:11 am
what about lance armstrong, powers boothe, max planck, commander flex plexico, Dr. Duncan Steel, Stirling Mortlock, Magnus Ver Magnusson, Dick Pound, and the great Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster…?
(from cracked.com)
58. segue - September 9th, 2008 at 8:13 am
57. Mr.Clean, it was during WWII, and he was serving on a destroyer. I remember distinctly what he said he was, and what his gravestone says.
59. Mr.Clean - September 9th, 2008 at 8:24 am
Sorry again to be a dick, but i myself am a corpsman and i happen to be quite familiar with the history and the titles through hisory are as follows:
- surgeon’s mates
- Loblolly boys
- surgeons Steward
- Apothercary
- Hospital corpsman
If you disagree, you might want to look up the history.
60. ScottyBGood - September 9th, 2008 at 8:25 am
A few years ago Total Film magazine had an informal competition to find the strange names listed in movie credits. The two winners:
Lowmoan Spectacular
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0817460/
and Yolanda Squatpump.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0820044/
61. Phender_Bender - September 9th, 2008 at 8:28 am
What about Bob Loblaw, and his famous Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog?
I heard there is actually a guy named Bob Loblaw who actually has a law blog…
62. segue - September 9th, 2008 at 8:58 am
58. Mr.Clean, it’s entirely possible he called himself (to us, as children) a medical corpsman, when he was, in fact, a hospital corpsman.
My mother had the gravestone marker made-up, and so could have just made the same error I did.
Whatever, the commander was still named Dr. Seagrave.
63. antlyon - September 9th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Cool list.
I remember a minor league hockey referee from the Central Hockey League back in the 70’s. Name was Harry Dick
64. Mr.Clean - September 9th, 2008 at 9:06 am
segue,
sorry to derail your point.
(Im an ass)
65. facekickin - September 9th, 2008 at 9:10 am
whaaat? no staff sgt. max fightmaster?
66. Christine - September 9th, 2008 at 9:13 am
My favorite has always been Dick Butkus although you guys came up with some good ones too. Also, my brother had a teacher named Yousuk.
67. Kreachure - September 9th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Wow, what a quirky collection of wacky names.
It’s like some of these said to themselves “Hey, you know what? My name’s so wacky, I’m just gonna go and follow a career that embraces the wackiness of my name and makes me and my name even more ridiculous!”
68. Kreachure - September 9th, 2008 at 9:16 am
PS. Why do so many of these names sound like they belong to a porn star??
69. Mortivore - September 9th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Because I’m most of them lead a double life. Funny named, average person by day, porn star by night. Muhahahaha!
70. Sgt. Batguano - September 9th, 2008 at 9:22 am
The world of sports is an endless source entertainment:
De’Cody Fagg Football Florida State
Lucius Pusey Football Eastern Illinios University (later changed last name to Seymour)
God Shamgod Basketball Providence University
Dick Pound former president of the World Anti Doping Agnecy
Sir Valient Brown Basketball George Washington University
Bob Walk Pitcher Pittsburgh Pirates
The Arkansas Razorback football team is in a league of their own with Houston Nutt (Coach), Robert Johnson (QB), and Casey Dick (QB). You can imagine the headlines whenever Nutt started Johnson over Dick. Google images has a picture of Arkansas players Clarke Moore, Brett Goode and Casey Dick hanging out on the sidelines (Moore Goode Dick).
71. Rockdoc - September 9th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Two amusing recollections from high school. I knew a girl with the rare name of Fern Gold. Nothing too odd about that but my best man told me he went to a different school with a girl named Fern Silver.
Another unfortunate high school girl was named Susan Will.
72. Kristan - September 9th, 2008 at 9:37 am
Best one I’ve got from my own experience is a guy that works for my company…
His name is Richard, but CHOOSES to go by Dick…
Dick Bagg…
And to make it slightly better, his middle initial is “T.”
Thus, his business card says “Dick T. Bagg”
First time he said his name when I answered the phone - I laughed - then felt bad…
73. noypi - September 9th, 2008 at 9:41 am
#19 it should be Filipino and not ‘Pilipino’.
74. mattayeaux - September 9th, 2008 at 9:42 am
I know a Susan Will, It is her married name. Her maiden name was May.
We also have a man that lives here his name is Royal A. Hohl. I understand he has a brother named Rusty but, have never met him.
75. stevenh - September 9th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Many year ago there was an employee of TIME magazine listed in the masthead (I do not recall her job title)…
Mini Magazine
Accoring to a letter to the editor & response (apparently I was not the only reader always looking for her name), it was a legit item.
76. SamBam - September 9th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Ive been reading listverse for awhile now but i finally decided I had to comment when I saw the name Ima Hogg. My Grandma went to school with a girl named Ima Hogg and always told stories about her, i can only assume this is the same woman. My dad also had a girl in his youth group (the daughter of his minister) named Perkey Hooker.
Thanks Listverse you are an awsome site.
77. Cedestra - September 9th, 2008 at 10:10 am
1. Yes, people, there were names left off, names that were featured on a cracked.com list. Sgt. Max Fightmaster was one of them.
2. When Jamie gets around to it (probably when he gets up or is less busy) he will take care of the “Pilipino-Filipino” error. Chill.
re: Pilot Inspektor: Also featured on another cracked.com list, I thought it was atrocious, along with all the other names compiled on that list. When will celebrities learn?
In Bridgton, ME, there is a chiropractor names “Dr. Scott Popp”. I’ve also seen a Dr. Barry Straw in a Massachusetts doctor directory (read it as you would in a telephone book). My co-worker was recently telling me about the Hunts, Mike and Carrie, whom he went to school with.
Then there are all those wonderful names Bart calls Moe’s Tavern with in the Simpsons.
78. jfrater - September 9th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Fixed the spelling mistake in 19 - sorry about that.
I am glad to see everyone is enjoying this light hearted list
79. Cedestra - September 9th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Oh, and I also went to school with a Kari (real first name Aldebaran), a McKenzie, a Keegan, a Fallon, and a Pepsi.
80. segue - September 9th, 2008 at 10:17 am
#64. Mr.Clean
segue,
sorry to derail your point.
(Im an ass)
****
You are certainly not an ass. You were correcting an error.
This is of incredibly minor importance; just a fun filled list.
81. Brickhouse - September 9th, 2008 at 10:19 am
This is a fun list! I know of someone whose first name is Princess Stephanie… I work in a business office and she calls in quite a bit. It’s interesting to hear her name being said.
82. kiwiboi - September 9th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Well, the Brits amongst us will get this one : The Times newspaper has a reporter with the improbable name of Roger Boyes
83. G_reg71 - September 9th, 2008 at 10:29 am
I knew a girl in school who’s name was Janel Janell.
84. G_reg71 - September 9th, 2008 at 10:31 am
I also knew a kid named Beer but i can’t remember his last name.
85. postman - September 9th, 2008 at 10:34 am
What about Mini Driver??
Or Hugh Ghass or anyone unfortunate to be called Richard Head.
BTW my comment about Master Bates was a joke:)
86. Jb - September 9th, 2008 at 10:35 am
funny list.
their lives and achievements reminds me of a fictional character and his song….
“Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the amazing chocolatier…”
87. copperdragon - September 9th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Yes - Tiger Woods’ real name is Eldrick, but most people dont know that. To them his name is Tiger. Plus, as a golfer, having the last name of Woods (the longest golf club) is unusually appropriate.
Therefore I give you - Tiger Woods!
I also agree with honorable mentions:
Dick Trickle (race car driver)
Dick Butkus (NFL player)
Moon Unit Zappa (musician)
Picabo Street (skier, pronounced “peek-a-boo”)
88. BishopWhiteT - September 9th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Deep Roy (actor) should get an HM, just for being a cool guy.
A couple of other personal ones…
My ex-mother-in-law had a foot dr named Dr Sorto
and I went to high shool with a guy named Greg Weiser, who had a father named, (honestly) Bud
Oh yeah and there’s a tv producer named Harley Tat, I always found that one funny.
89. Mr.Clean - September 9th, 2008 at 11:06 am
I once knew a girl whos name was Mary chirs smith
90. The Only Sane One - September 9th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Lol Cardinal Sin that’s great.
91. JayArr - September 9th, 2008 at 11:37 am
I can’t believe you got “Ima Hogg” and forgot “Ura Belcher”!!!
92. JayArr - September 9th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Oh, I went to school with one “Regina Big Beaver” (she pronounced the ‘i’ long, as in eye). How cool is that?
Our math teacher in 9th grade was “Fletch Walking Eagle” - man what a mean guy!
93. kris - September 9th, 2008 at 11:44 am
My grandma’s name is nice one Naomi
My brother wife who is an Indian her name is Priya-means Darling hehehe… I call her Pree
My Hindi teacher’s name is Pavan… which means wind or they have wind god just like they have every gods it seems…so funny…
94. kris - September 9th, 2008 at 11:45 am
oops that was suppose to be brother’s wife… i mean Andrew’s wife
95. Angelina - September 9th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Growing up, I went to a dentist named Dr. Gum. I also know brothers named Sunny and Rocky Beach. . . no lie!
Great list!
96. S.D.Schaffer - September 9th, 2008 at 11:58 am
A few of my favorites from the NCAA basketball tournament:
Fennis Dembo (Wyoming) and Baskerville Holmes (Memphis).
97. Rolo Tomasi - September 9th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
There was a basketball player named Scientific Mapp
Another bball player named God Shamgod
A former asian client of mine named Chun Ki-Dik
98. Rolo Tomasi - September 9th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
O and when I went to Catholic School the head nun was Sister Virginelle
99. rational - September 9th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
milton bradley
coco crisp
chad ocho cinco haha
100. Chun Ki-Dik - September 9th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Yes, my name is chun ki-dik, like in the past comment right before me. please be notified of the following comment.
There is Chun Wang. There is Dick Cheney. Dick Cheney is a chunky dick. get it?
lolololol
I’ll be here all week.
ttttttttt-tttttttt tzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
101. Ren - September 9th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
A cop named officer Slater arrested a man-lady who was legally named Fuck. He was Vietnamese and it was spelled with a Ph but it was still pretty suprising to see it on a driver’s license.
102. joebecca - September 9th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
LOL AT #37, i’m from MI too, and that is a total true story. They named their kid Joseph Louis Arena. Some people and their sports i guess..
103. Chun Ki-Dik - September 9th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Also, remembering Chun Wang. I did not elaborate on that. Here it is:
Chun = Chunky
Wang = Chinese word for DICK.
Chun + Wang = Chunky Dick.
lolololol
I’ll be here all week.
tttttttttt-ttttttttttt tzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
104. Mr.Clean - September 9th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
chun ki-dik,
The chinese word for pinis is either diao, liao, yang dao or yin jing.
105. Mr.Clean - September 9th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
sorry… penis
106. segue - September 9th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
One item I almost forgot to add…I once worked with a woman who’s name was Kim.
Not Kimberley, Kim. Her husband’s name was also Kim. Let’s say their last name was Cooper.
Most couples are referred to by their last names; the Smith’s, the Jones’, etc., but I always referred to them as the Kims Cooper.
107. Mr.Clean - September 9th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I work with a guy whos name is pronounced shiith-heed but his name is spelled shithead
108. Nicosia - September 9th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Dang, and here I thought I was cool because my name is Nicosia…
109. segue - September 9th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Mr. Clean, I’m surprised that Chun Ki-Dik has gotten away with several posts already. Usually, trolls like this are caught and deleted before they’ve had a chance to make their mark.
In any case, he *won’t* be here all week.
110. Phender_Bender - September 9th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Postman #85- In the Denver Post a while back there was a picture of a cop whose name was, and I kid you not, Richard Head. I still have the picture clipped out and am thinking of uploading it. Could you imagine the crap this poor cop must get?
111. Cdavis - September 9th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Cool list. Why is chuck long on the list. Because he was a quarterback? Down south we say “chunk” to indicate throw. Anyway, what about the Hockey player Satan who played for the NJ Devils. Car driver Dick Trickle and Bear Dick Butkus were schoolyard fodder as well back in the day.
112. Egg - September 9th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Apparently, Cardinal used to joke and say “Welcome to the house of Sin”. Gotta love a religious guy with a sense of humour.
113. fail - September 9th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Learn some grammar.”Bizarre” and “unusual” mean the same thing so it’s pointless to use them both.
114. SamBam - September 9th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
I just remembered another name my friend David jenks Bohner, it was originally prenounced Boner but his family changed it.
115. SamBam - September 9th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Sorry for the double post but whats with the advertisements with sound they scare the hell out of me when im not ready for them.
116. Clantargh - September 9th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
There was an NFL player named Cliff Branch which always made me think of those cartoons where someone held on to a branch to keep from falling to their death. And there was an artist from Wales I think named Richard Short who must have had fun growing up with that nickname. Also a pitcher for the Astros was named Mark Lemongello (alas no battery mate named Fred Chocolatepudding).
117. anthony p - September 9th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Hmmmmm thought Usain Bolt would have made the list, ya know fast as a bolt of lightning…….just me then?
118. dime138 - September 9th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I’m glad Hawkeye legend Chuck Long made the list. However, I’m a little surprised to see no Dick Butkus. Just typing his name makes me feel dirty.
119. jfrater - September 9th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
SamBam: where was the ad with the sound?
120. minime - September 9th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
when i was in university, i used to know some of the girl with strange name which are, Oli Oliya and Shah Frust.
121. SamBam - September 9th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
jfrater: I cant remember the name they are the ones that play video’s though. I post the name if I see it again.
122. Clantargh - September 9th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
celebrities are always good for giving odd names to their children, while they may not be well known here are a few good ones, Nicolas Cage named his son Kal-El (Superman’s name on Krypton), Jermaine Jackson has a son Jermajesty, Frank Zappa has children Moon Unit, Dweezil, and Diva Muffin. Arthur Ashe had a daughter Camera. And Bob Geldof named his daughter Fifi Trixibell.
123. Mammzuchi - September 9th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
113. fail consider the URL’s below
http://www.onelook.com/?w=Bizarre&ls=a
http://www.onelook.com/?w=unusual&ls=a
Consider that depending on which part of the world you in a certain word can be favored over another for a localiSed flavoUr.
Bizarre can emphasize the unusual.
E.g.
You have small man syndrome = possibly unusual
You have small man syndrome and your name is Manny Small = possibly bizarre
124. Samos - September 9th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
My wife had a OB/GYN named Dr Dick. I also met a priest a few years ago who’s surname was Christmas… Father Christmas
125. Perx - September 9th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Hey, everyone forgot about dick pound?
isn’t it strange, that people seem to live up to their name, as mr. crapper and mr. breedlove, they did things related with their names
126. Greg - September 9th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
heh, I went to school with a girl named Anita Geronimo. It gets better: her half-sister? Also named Anita. Anita Hardy.
127. astraya - September 9th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Off-topic: last night I had a dream in which a number of LU people got together in real (dream) life to talk about things relating to the site and also to real (dream) life. We all got on very well. The only person I put a name to was segue, but the segue of my dream obviously wasn’t the segue of real life, being a different age and state of health, but you know how it is when something in a dream “is”, contrary to real (real) life.
Just in case the large hadron collider causes the world to end not with a whimper but with a bang, I’ll take the opportunity to say what an honour and delight it’s been to be here with you, and I’m glad this list was a fun one. Maybe I worry too much. Maybe I worry about global warming, too.
On-topic: 30 years ago a borrowed a library book called something like “Strange names of real people”. It included some of these people, but other ones I remember were a gynacologist called Dr Ovary, a British woman called Amelia de Horsey-Horsey and a Turkish man called Mustafa Kunt. I searched for that last name last night, and it does exist.
South Korea has had two policitians whose name was sometimes rendered as Bum Suk Lee. The better transliteration is Beom Suk Lee. Either way, the pronunciation is closer to “Bom Sook”. (Korean doesn’t have the short “u” as in “bum” or “suck”. My co-teacher sometimes says “(real name), have you had raunch yet?”)
128. heatherrr. - September 9th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
MAX PLANCK!!!!
and let’s not forget the ever popular coco crisp!!
129. schiesl - September 9th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
whoa! Where is Dick Trickle, or Coco Crisp, or Milton Bradley! or my favorite “Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee” Jason Lee’s kid
130. qwerty_man - September 9th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
dude i know a bunch of other names like that such as, Johnny Dickshot, Dick Pole, and Coco Crisp. (they are all baseball players)
131. Savanti Romero - September 9th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
What of (American) Football player Chaz Ocho Cinco?
132. segue - September 9th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
127. astraya…The only person I put a name to was segue…
****
astraya, when I read that, I felt deeply honored.
Truly.
I don’t know why, but it just felt as if we had connected somehow, and that was a good feeling.
I am not worried about the LHC. The scientists running the thing are starting in very small steps. I think that if something felt wrong to them, if the experiments weren’t going well, they’d back off until they had figured out what was wrong. They certainly don’t want to suck the universe into a gigantic black hole, that would be fairly counter-productive!
Oh! Back on topic. In my dad’s school, there was a family whose last name was Budd. All the girls had flower names, Rose Budd, Pansy Budd, Daisy Budd, Petunia Budd, the only son was named (you guessed it!), Billy Budd!
133. astraya - September 9th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Another one: Bill Lear, founder of Lear Jets, named his daughter Shanda. (”Crystal Chanda” and “Gonda” are urban legends.)
134. FlockO’Seagulls - September 9th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Thanks for taking up for me about suggesting Tiger Woods. A realtor near here had a billboard on the interstate for years that read: “Dick Longing Real Estate.” It got publicized on Jay Leno, and the company’s name was soon changed to “Henley Longing Real Estate.”
135. Ryan - September 9th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Haha funny list. I knew this kid at my highschool who was named Dusty Treye.
136. goof_ball - September 9th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
i like #8!
137. Glitterina - September 9th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
I knew a guy in high school whose name was MacGregor MacGruder.
And in Tucson years ago there was a sign out in front of a suite of doctors offices that proclaimed an optomotrist named Barton Fink.
138. poopymcpoopsalot - September 9th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I’ve seen better.
139. jazjsmom - September 9th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
There was this girl I played soccer with when I was a little girl and her name was Summer Rains. I thought that was pretty. But, it was really funny at the same time.
140. Rising Falls - September 9th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
What about Batman bin Suparman of Singapore?
141. astraya - September 9th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
I wonder if Tiger Woods has ever played golf with Jeremy Irons and Minnie Driver. hahahaha!
142. krchuk - September 9th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I knew of a girl years ago named Nova Gina. Seriously. (Oh, and she got badly teased, especially by all the boys)
143. rargh - September 9th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
I went to school with a girl named Coral Sieh (pronounced “sea”), and a Misty Bliss. My husband went to school with a Velvet Schocke.
144. rargh - September 9th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
OH! I forgot Ronald McDonald III. That’s right, his dad and his grandpa have that name too.
145. Johandus Maximus - September 9th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
A guy I went to uni with played australian football with a bloke named “Wayne King” (that was his orginal birth name, unaltered).
The bloke named Wayne couldn’t sign up to Facebook because the website automatically rejected the name to prevent lame jokes (”not a consented username” or something along those lines).
Anyway, he finally got approval and was able to become a sheep like the rest of us. I love happy endings =D
146. Yondofan12 - September 9th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Chad Ocho cinco
147. PO - September 9th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
I actually live in the small east Texas town where James Hogg and his wife gave birth to Ima Hogg. There’s a small state park in town that preserves their actual house.
148. Anderi - September 9th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
I remember an awesome Top 10 list on Letterman a few years back called “Top Ten Names In Colorado” or something or other because he had a Colorado tour group in the audience.
He showed their driver’s licenses and everything to prove that’s what their names really were.
No.1… DICK SMOKER!
Also, I used to work with a Dianne Kneebone and a Phil Raper…
149. TMX - September 9th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
To the people saying Coco Crisp, you do realize Coco is not his real first name, right? His real name is Covelli Crisp.
From personal experience, I have a friend whose mother works with a guy named Richard Zucker. You think he’d chose Rich, but nope… he likes to be called Dick. I have another friend who knew a guy named Chip Salsa.
Also, I believe Molly Shannon of SNL fame is married to an artist named Fritz Chestnut. If I ever need to use a psuedonym to check into a hotel, Fritz Chestnut would probably be my first choice.
150. TMX - September 9th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
The fact that I just remembered another one is quite ironic. There is the former French tennis player Guy Forget.
151. astraya - September 9th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
I played junior soccer with a Wayne Kerr (who was English, by the way). We were too young to see anything funny in it, though.
My surname is the same as a famous car company. When we left one town, the three families leaving at the same time all had car-related names. In the town we moved to, my father’s employer provided him with a car bearing the same name as us. My primary school friends thought it was so funny!!!! It might have been for a week or two, but it wore off after that.
152. Johandus Maximus - September 9th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
149. TMX - personally if I ever need to use a pseudonym to check into a hotel I’ll steal Matt Damon’s idea and call myself John President, so all the staff have to refer to me as “Mr. President”
oh the mirth
153. Maggot - September 9th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
To those that keep mentioning Chad Ocho Cinco: That is not his original birth name, which is a qualifier specified (well, implied) in the list intro.
154. scene - September 9th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
tupac shakur amaru
rip
155. Anon - September 9th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Initials can add a nice touch too.
When I was a kid and used to go along and watch our soccer tean regularly, we were visited by Bolton Wanderers annually. For a long time they had a centre-half called called Malcolm Barrass, or Em Barrass, if you like. I wonder if his parents realised?
156. Anon - September 9th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
I also used to hate a tax inspector who would send me demands with his name printed out at the bottom: I. M. Laffin. I bet he was, the rotten sod!
157. wetfart - September 9th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
i have a friend name Ben Dover.
lol!
158. schiesl - September 9th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
lol wayne kerr, lol
159. hallowedbethyname - September 9th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
great list^^ i agree that cardinal sin has a kinda weird name.
when he was our cardinal i used to ask if he committed sins too ^^
160. Anon - September 9th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
My parents and I were once lucky enough to get free tickets for the Wimbledon Centre Court during one of the early days of the competition. At that time there was a Welsh player called Gerald Battrick, often known as Gerry. I suspect it was some wag among the Wimbledon staff, probably a disillusioned British tennis fan, who left off the initial ‘B’ of the surname on the scoreboard, hence: Gerry Attrick. Poor Gerry did indeed lose his tie that day.
161. mattofutexas - September 9th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
In my hometown of Arlington, TX, there’s a Doctor Doctor about two blocks away from my house, been seeing that for 19 years of my life. Google it, should come up, I know him too.
162. astraya - September 9th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Years ago I saw a Two Ronnies sketch set in an airport lounge. The PA announcer pages a number of people with increasingly improbable names (the one I remember was “Admiral Sir Compost-Heap”). Various extras make increasingly lame excuses to absent themselves (the admiral said “I think I’ll take a turn around the quarter-deck”) to cover up that that’s really their name, while the two Ronnies make sarcastic comments about them and their names. Finally, Ronnie B’s character’s name is called. (I found by searching last night that the name is “Alderman Fatpimple”. I didn’t remember that.) Ronnie C glares at him. RB says, “All right, I admit it. I am Alderman Fatpimple”. As he turns to leave, he bumps his leg on a table and says “Knickers!”. RC says “Yes?” (ie his name is “Knickers”.)
Earlier this year, I thought about doing a list like this. I found a site where people submit strange names. I have no idea what it was. There is a wiki article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L.....onal_names
163. cass - September 9th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
I just remembered one - Olympic swimmer Misty Hymen. Gold.
And I know a guy called Richard Hunt. Now shorten Richard to Dick and say his name 3 times quick.
164. Anon - September 10th, 2008 at 12:31 am
astraya,
The Two Ronnies was wonderful. Up there with Morecombe and Wise.
One of my favourite remembered cartoons, I think from *Private Eye*, kind of ties in with this theme.
King Canute has placed his throne on sea-shore. As is well known to students of British history, he did this to demonstrate that his powers were not even sufficient to stop the tide reaching him. The water is swirling around his legs and robes. Behind his back one courtier remarks sotto-voce to another, “Silly Cnut”.
165. Anon - September 10th, 2008 at 12:44 am
astraya, (127),
Having spent a considerable amount of time in Turkey both for work and pleasure, I can tell you that one its many delights (Turkish), especially when travelling with one’s (new first) wife, is to come across a large wayside billboard proclaiming “Ufuk Kunt Oteli”.
166. Denzell - September 10th, 2008 at 4:21 am
Thanks for including someone from the Philippines in this list!
Haha, anyway, I find the F**ker one hilarious…!!!
167. Denzell - September 10th, 2008 at 4:37 am
Name suggestions for your children!
Ima Littel
Tee Pott
Shoret Ed Stowte…
Hugh Jazz
Ashe Ole
Dan Druff
Moby Dick
Ms. For Chun
Wally Dregg (wallydrag!)
Ihave Noname (sounds Japanese but look closely.)
Chippendale
Minnie S. Kurt (miniskirt!)
Anyway, why not make a list called “Unfortunate Human Names?”
168. McSquida - September 10th, 2008 at 6:11 am
Don’t forget Gregor Fucka, the Italian basketball player. I was so excited (well, I was 16!) when I saw his name appear on the screen at the Sydney Olympics when the Australian team was playing Italy. Then the announcer was calling out the teams, and then he said: “Fushka”.
Most disappointing moment of my life.
169. astraya - September 10th, 2008 at 6:30 am
There was a French rubgy player named Condom. I think he played in defence - he always had the opposition covered.
There is a town in France called Condom. Reports about the Monty Python spin-off Not the Messiah all mention that the work was conceived there. (The composer lived there and Eric Idle went to work with him there.) (I may need to rephrase that, but you know what I mean.)
170. champ#24 - September 10th, 2008 at 8:23 am
Rip Torn
u forget that actor
171. steve d - September 10th, 2008 at 8:44 am
There’s a funeral home near me in Philadelphia, owned by John R. Deady.
A friend has a niece named Immaculata Gatta.
What about PacMan Jones?
172. GPinLV - September 10th, 2008 at 8:50 am
There have been some terrific names in college basketball through the years. Here a few that come to mind -
(these are actual names, on birth certificates, not nicknames)
*Scientific Mapp
*Majestic Mapp
*Souvenir Callwood (so named because he was conceived while his parents were on vacation in the Carribbean - making him a “souvenir” of their vacation)
*Baskerville Holmes
*H Waldman (the H wasn’t short for anything, the single letter was his first name)
*Exree Hipp
*God Shammgod
*Duany Duany
There are more, but those are off the top of my head…
173. Cookster - September 10th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Jaime “Cardinal” Sin
I remember a billboard honoring him when he died…
“Remember the Greatest Sin of all…”
174. Aliek - September 10th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Don’t know if it’s been mentioned, but the Belgian football (soccer) player called ….. Mark De Man, and he plays in defense!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_De_Man
175. Maggot - September 10th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
171 steve d “What about PacMan Jones?”
That is a nickname, it’s not even a legally changed-to name al la Ocho Cinco. His actual name is Adam Jones.
176. blackfoot - September 10th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Magnus Ver Magnusson
Strong Man champion for, like, 3yrs straight.
177. trojan_man - September 10th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
What about the PGA pro golfer Mike Weir. Say that fast.
Also, near where I live, the Property Appraiser has a name that she actually married in to: Sharon Cox.
178. Anon - September 10th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I particularly enjoyed all the perhaps inevitable puns surrounding Cardinal Sin. It occurs to me that a good bilingual pun could have been forthcoming in the event he had a repeating double-barrelled name, Cardinal Sin-Sin, as *sin* means without in Spanish.
That brings to mind the famous apocryphal Latin one word pun the English General Napier was supposed to have sent as a message to his superior after capturing an Indian province: “Peccavi” (= “I have Sindh”/*sinned*).
179. astraya - September 10th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
All my sisters married men with names that might give rise to puns of increasing naughtiness, but all of them resisted the temptation. One almost (inadvertantly) gave a child a name embarrassingly similar to a well-known product in Australia. Luckily, they were chatting with friends about possible names, mentioned it and the friends said “Oh, no, you can’t call him that”.
180. segue - September 10th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
178. Anon…That brings to mind the famous apocryphal Latin one word pun the English General Napier was supposed to have sent as a message to his superior after capturing an Indian province: “Peccavi” (= “I have Sindh”/*sinned*).
****
Much funnier than the more formal mea culpa.
181. JUNQUEMAN - September 10th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
My father had a friend who’s name was -UNO URPI-Pronounced ‘YOU KNOW–YOUR PEE’
182. Recluse - September 10th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
I used to work for a company with a Ron Reagan and John Anderson (they went to vote at the same poling place in 1980), Ronald McDonald, and my favorite, Loveday Conquest. Ms. Conquest has a brother with a great name but I can’t remember it.
My favorite name gag was Nicholas Cage’s SLN skit in which he is a guy whose name is pronounces aaaz-weep-aaa, but it’s not spelled that way. In the skit, he is frustrated by packages addressed to Mr. A**wipe.
183. Natalie - September 10th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
I read an article once about a boy called Drew Peacock.
What WAS his parents thinking? =P
I feel sorry for the poor kid.
184. Joanie Girl - September 11th, 2008 at 5:16 am
My sister delivered mail for a “Paul Bastard” now that was funny..
185. segue - September 11th, 2008 at 9:15 am
There is a fabulously funny British show, Keeping Up Appearances, wherein the female lead is named (on the show) Hyacinth Bucket, but insists everyone pronounce it Bouquet.
Hyacinth Bouquet.
Anyway, it’s a screamingly funny show (if you have a taste for Brit humor), and I strongly suggest you find it and watch it.
186. BishopWhiteT - September 11th, 2008 at 10:05 am
I can’t believe I didn’t think to mention my boss, Rusty Johnson, and yes he’s an older gentleman
Also, there’s a hospital near here named Robert H. Dedman Memorial Hospital
187. astraya - September 11th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
There was another Brit-com with a character named Bastard, but he pronounced it “b’STARd”.
188. Mikerodz - September 11th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Reading comments from this list, I realized that that we have lot of friends from Philippines.
189. Anon - September 11th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
segue and astraya,
Brits have a great penchant for that sort of carefully evasive pronunciation. In fact the pronunciation is usually correct as to the origin, the appearance deceptive.
Onions = O’Nions (Oh nyons)
Death = De Ath (Duh arth)
However, if you are unfortunate enough to be a Longbottom, you are certain to end up getting nicknamed *Short Arse*.
And Heaven help a little girl of any Mr and Mrs Adams if they were careless enough to christen her Frances. Sweet it would not be!
Natural History field explorers working in teams combine two or three surnames when providing labels for their collected specimens. For example it might be (imaginary) Banks, Darwin & Hooker (B.D.H.). At one time during my career there were, sadly working in totally different study areas, botanists called Mr Bacon, Miss Onions and Mr Beer. The The Bacon, Onions & Beer (B.O.B.) Expedition would have been so wonderful!
190. astraya - September 11th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
There is a man at my church in Sydney with the surname of Beer. His nickname is “Frothy”.
There is a man involved in opera in Australia called Brian Castles-Onion. (Yes, really.) He introduced himself to an interviewer as “Many castles, one onion”.
191. Corbyjane - September 11th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
http://www.snopes.com/business/names/crapper.asp
Good otherwise.
192. k1w1taxi - September 11th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
While we are being somewhat scatological how about the St Louis Cards player Albert Pujols (originally from the Dominican Republic therfore the j is pronounced h)
Cheers
Lee
193. Sowhat - September 11th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Come on Mr. Clean, knock it off. If you feel the urge to enlighten us with your knowledge, and drive-by embarrasing the guy; you need to get a gripe. He’s just expressed what he was told! Who cares if his father was a medical corpsman, a hospital corpsman or Wendy’s CEO, this does not change anything for anybody. His father was the wonderful man he remembers and that should be that
194. NikPG - September 11th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
There is a cricketer by the name of Napoleon Einstein!! check his profile out at cric info
http://content-ind.cricinfo.co.....79540.html
195. NikPG - September 12th, 2008 at 12:02 am
How about Cox & Kings the famous travel house???
196. ligeia - September 12th, 2008 at 1:19 am
On the subject of people’s careers being related to their career (like numbers 3 and 4): my boyfriend’s surname is Geelon. When I met him I’d never even heard of the name and he didn’t know where it came from. After some research we learned that it is the Anglicised version of the Dutch name Van Geel meaning ‘from (the town of) Geel’. The town is associated with the Irish saint Dymphna, who amongst other things is the patron saint of mental health. My boyfriend just finished studying for a masters in psychoanalysis.
197. Melclev - September 12th, 2008 at 3:09 am
I had a friend just out of high school named Ona Lim.
198. drogo - September 12th, 2008 at 4:08 am
In response to segue’s #185 comment:
Oh That poor Richard, that poor, poor Richard! (hahaha)
and poor Emmett (”She’ll sing at me!”) and Elizabeth.
199. astraya - September 12th, 2008 at 6:45 am
Anon:
“astraya, (127),
Having spent a considerable amount of time in Turkey both for work and pleasure, I can tell you that one its many delights (Turkish), especially when travelling with one’s (new first) wife, is to come across a large wayside billboard proclaiming “Ufuk Kunt Oteli”.”
Oteli - that’s so funny!!!!
200. stugy - September 12th, 2008 at 7:47 am
This reminds me of my college adviser’s name: Bette Counsellor
201. segue - September 12th, 2008 at 7:50 am
193. Sowhat, thank you for your support, it was very nice of you and I deeply appreciate it, but Mr. Clean and I worked all that out nicely between ourselves.
My dad was a great guy, spent the entire WW2 in the Pacific theater, so saw some truly horrendous action, but was also lucky enough to be on the boat beside the one on which the formal Japanese surrender took place.
I still have his photos, taken with his little Leica, of the event.
He was part of the original occupying force.
I could fill a book…
BTW, I’m not a “guy”, I’m lucky enough to be a woman.
202. Mikerodz - September 12th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
segue, you’re not a “guy”? ewwwwww……….
203. rargh - September 12th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
My husband mentioned another one: philosopher Lucious T. Outlaw. It’s almost as cool as Learned Hand.
204. dave4248 - September 13th, 2008 at 7:29 am
#11 Rusty Kuntz. I remember that guy from the summer of ‘84. He was a hell of a ballplayer. He had only about 25 RBIs but I think at least 20 of ‘em came in the late innings when the game was tied or the Tigers were down by a run. He had icewater in his veins when put in a pressure situation.
205. rubysp - September 13th, 2008 at 8:39 am
I remember coming across an article that said Americans banned parents from naming their kid ’superman’
#184: ahaha!! Paul Bastard indeed. Poor bloke
206. segue - September 13th, 2008 at 8:51 am
#202. Mikerodz
segue, you’re not a “guy”? ewwwwww……….
****
Remarkably mature reaction.
207. StinkyTheCat - September 13th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
swear to god. there’s a guy in my city named Harry Weiner.
to make matters worse, he was a teacher. poor guy. AND he was listed in the phone book. (under his full name.)
208. Gabsz - September 13th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
my name should be on this list..
Milady Gabrielle Christine Castleberry-Gordon
thats pretty fantastical lolz
209. Melina - September 13th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
My name isn’t like anything funny but I think its cool; Melina Roxanne Kraft.
Also, I know of this kid whose name is Justin Case.haha.
210. Tomo - September 14th, 2008 at 10:54 am
A quarterback called Chuck Long, a poker player called Moneymaker? R u kidding me?
Just goes to show how a name affects a person’s personality traits.
Great idea for a list.
211. Saul Good - September 14th, 2008 at 11:25 am
There’s a wrestler with the nickname, but I also know a guy named “Dusty Rhodes”. I also know a woman named “Windy Gale”.
212. JabberingJanet - September 14th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Looking through the phone book a while back I saw a guy named”Izzy Stoned”.
213. Drogo - September 15th, 2008 at 3:14 am
I had a teacher whose last name was Uhrin. That’s a long “U” a silent “H” then “rin”. I’m not fond of my own last name but at least it doesn’t sound like urine.
I was told that my last name means “Guy who sells hemp for making rope” in it’s native language, but I’m not sure about the validity of the source. The word is only two syllables long.
214. A - September 16th, 2008 at 9:49 am
What about that Peekaboo Street from the Olympics a feww years ago? That should be on here!
215. bob - September 18th, 2008 at 10:53 am
my vote goes to Rusty Kuntz…best name ever
216. bob - September 18th, 2008 at 10:54 am
ps…I have a cousin named Mike Hunt…haha. Seriously though, what were they thinking?!?
217. bob - September 18th, 2008 at 10:56 am
there was this guy i used to prank call in high school named Peter Geek, he always answered the phone with “Geek speaking”…haha…I think he actually spelled his name “Geak”, but still pretty hilarious to a 15 year old
218. Nyomi - September 20th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I know someone called Isaac Cox so….
And a lady on family fortunes was called Gaye Cummings
219. Ivan - September 20th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
in indonesia we had ‘dicky’ and yusak (prounounced as ‘you-suck’) as a common name lol
220. astraya - September 25th, 2008 at 12:34 am
I have just stumbled across a refence to a Zimbabwean politician (now deceased) called Ndabaningi Sithole. His surname might be pronounced “sith-ole”, but might also be “sit-hole”. I keep imagining another “h” for some reason.
221. deliciousdanger - September 26th, 2008 at 10:18 am
These are all very unfortunate indeed….
222. Lil Nic - September 27th, 2008 at 7:30 am
Well, the Brits amongst us will get this one : The Times newspaper has a reporter with the improbable name of Roger Boyes
lol, as a brit myself, that is unlucky!
223. bopfan - September 27th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
there is a urologist in Toledo, Ohio named Richard Tapper. Dick Tapper.
224. Melina - September 27th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
222 Lil Nic-
I want to be in on it! I’m a “stupid U.S. citizen” and I don’t get the joke. Would you kindly explain it to me, as I’m intrested in european (and every other) culture? Thanks!
225. astraya - September 27th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Lil Nic: I’m Australian, and I “get it”, so to speak. What if his mother’s maiden name was “Little”, and he’d been given a hyphenated surname?
Melina: You don’t want to know.
226. Melina - September 27th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Does it have something to do with a scrotum and/or testes?
I feel left out…
227. segue - September 28th, 2008 at 6:53 am
Melina, trust me, you’re better off with your neiveté in tact.
228. Anon - September 28th, 2008 at 7:02 am
segue,
Oh, go on, tell her, do. Her imagination is going run amuk otherwise, and Who Knows what will get printed here as the wondering gets ever wilder!
229. segue - September 28th, 2008 at 8:14 am
Anon, she’ll never guess what it really means, now will she? And if I tell her I could get kicked off for being really, really offensive.
…and I just noticed I misspelled intact.
230. Cyn - September 28th, 2008 at 9:20 am
segue…oh…do tell. (having already googled Brit slang for ‘roger’)
now as a phrase..i’m not sure. so please enlighten.
kicked off for being offensive? ROFLMAO!!
231. kiwiboi - September 28th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Cyn - to “roger” someone is to shag/screw them; but in a schoolboy-ish sense. You might hear “I’d like to give her a good rogering” or similar.
I’ve chuckled to myself for years whenever I’ve come across a story written by Roger Boyes (the British journalist).
232. Cyn - September 28th, 2008 at 9:56 am
kiwiboi-
it was the schoolboy-sense that had me.
assuming it meant inept? LOL
as in a lousy screw? LOL
or simply over eager? LOL
233. logar - September 28th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Is that the origin of the “Jolly Roger”? Just curious!
234. kiwiboi - September 28th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Cyn - when I say in a “schoolboy-ish sense”, I mean that you would hear schoolboys/youths use it more often than others (though it is used by all ages).
Nothing to do with ineptitude etc.
Here’s an example used on a website referring to the Conservative leader David Cameron (2nd sentence) :
http://www.thesleaze.co.uk/sexpolitics.html
235. kiwiboi - September 28th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Is that the origin of the “Jolly Roger”?
logar - doubtful. See this :
http://www.straightdope.com/co.....olly-roger
236. segue - September 28th, 2008 at 11:38 am
kiwiboi, thank you for saving me from having to explain it myself! I rarely get embarrassed, but was becoming more and more so over this…even Anon egging me on, for shame!…and Roger Boyes, well, jeeze…we’re getting into weird territory here.
Anyway, again, THANK YOU!!
237. kiwiboi - September 28th, 2008 at 11:51 am
segue - think nothing of it; I started it (#82); so it’s only fair I finish it. Having said this, if I’d realised that Anon was gently egging you