The Scythians were a nomadic tribe that dominated the steppes for nearly five hundred years (From the 8th to approximately the 3rd Centuries BC). The Scythians spoke a tongue from the Northeastern Iranian language family. The Scythians were renowned for their ability to shoot their arrows with deadly accuracy from horseback. This talent astounded their neighbors, who referred to them as the “horse-bowmen.” The greatest amount of territory under Scythian influence extended west to east from Ukraine to an area of Siberia just above Mongolia. Scythians settled as far west as what is now modern-day Romania and Hungary and appeared in what is now modern-day Iran just as the Assyrians and Medes were battling for supremacy in the Near-East.
The Assyrians attempted to imitate the grandeur of the Babylonians, but their despotic rule was held together by the might of their army and the terror of their secret agents. The Scythians displaced and drove another steppe tribe, the Cimmerians, toward Assyrian territory. These Cimmerians created havoc for the Assyrian army, who had great difficulty reacting to the raids of these swiftly moving horsemen. The increasing encroachment of the Cimmerians weakened the Assyrians and provided their vassals with opportunity to rebel. Egypt expelled the Assyrians and regained it independence. Ashurbanipal, king of Assyria, panicked at his contracting frontiers and sacked Babylon and destroyed Susa in an attempt to terrorize his remaining peoples into submission. Meanwhile, in the wake of the Cimmerians, the Scythians were provided with increasingly tempting opportunities to raid Assyria. They surged into the Middle East, overwhelming the Assyrian infantry with their speed and firepower. The Babylonians and Medes formed an alliance, and with the mercenary aid of the Scythians, shattered the Assyrian Empire.
The full-bearded Scythians wore tall pointed caps, long coats clasped around their waists by a belt, and pants tucked into their boots. The wealthier warriors had iron scales sewn to leather as jackets, while the average Scythian relied on their round oblong wicker shields draped in leather for protection.
The primary weapon of the Scythians was their short composite bow, which could fire an arrow up to eighty yards. When they hunted birds, the Scythians used a fine arrowhead, as they aimed for the eyes. When they shot at other warriors, however, the Scythians used barbed arrowheads designed to tear a wound open on the way out. They also brewed their own poisons for their arrow tips, a mixture of snake venom, putrefied human blood, and, to hasten infection, dung. The secondary weapons of the Scythians were the sagaris, a curved battle-axe, and the akinakes, a curved short-sword.
The Scythians’ culture may have disappeared long ago, but their burial mounds remain. These kurhans were built as repositories for the great Scythian chieftains and kings. Atop these strange mounds stood crudely carved stone figures, guarding the bodies and possessions of the deceased interned within. The largest of these kurhans are the height of a six-story building and are more than ninety metres across. The mounds were not just piles of dirt or refuse, but were actually layers of sod to provide grazing in the afterlife for the many horses buried along with the deceased.
As mentioned in the previous item, the burial of Scythian nobility was quite elaborate. In one kurhan uncovered in 1898, archaeologists found 400 horses arrayed in a geometric pattern around the body of the slain warrior. It was not only horses who were slaughtered, but consorts and retainers also had the dubious honor of joining their lord in the afterlife. Herodotus reported that mourners would pierce their left hands with arrows, slash their arms, and cut off portions of their ears in demonstration of their sorrow. A year following the burial, 50 horses and 50 slaves were killed, gutted, stuffed, and impaled on posts around the kurhan. The horses stood upright, mounted by the dead slaves, ghastly sentinels guarding the tomb of their slain lord.
Before the Scythians can be dismissed as blood-thirsty barbarians, one really needs to see their elaborate golden artwork. Scythian gold came from the Altai district and from frequent raids on Greek and Persian cities. Gold was sewn into their garments in the form of plates, fashioned into belts, broaches, necklaces, torques, scabbards, helmets, earrings, and ornaments, and worked into their weapons. The Scythians had an eye for design, especially depictions of griffins, lions, wolves, stags, leopards, eagles and – the Scythians’ favourite motif – animals in deadly combat. The historian, William Montgomery McGovern, claimed, “From the mass of evidence now before us, it seems highly probably that this Scytho-Sarmatian animal style spread to all parts of the ancient world and had an important effect not only upon European art but upon the art of ancient China.”
Herodotus testified that the Scythians wore tattoos as a sign of their nobility. A Scythian without tattoos showed that he was of low station. The existence of Scythian tattoos was confirmed in 1948, when a Russian archaeologist uncovered the frozen body of a Scythian chieftain. His tattoos included stylized images of a stag and a ram on his right arm, two griffins on his chest, and a fish on his right leg. These findings were seen by some experts as further evidence that fanciful Scythian depictions of wild animals had influenced the art of China, Persia, India, and Eastern Europe.
After battle, Scythian warriors would drink the blood of the first enemy he had killed. With the bloody taste still in his mouth, the Scythian would decapitate the corpses of his slain enemies to use as grisly vouchers in the distribution of booty. Only warriors who presented the heads of their slain enemies would receive their share from the chieftain or king. After receiving his share, a warrior would take the scalps from his collection of heads as a lurid inventory of martial prowess. The scalps were affixed to their bridles and clothing and even sewn into cloaks. The skulls of the strongest, most respected, enemies were cut, gilded with gold, and made into wine goblets. Scythians also used the skin from their victims’ limbs as covers for the quivers that hung on the right side of their belts.
The Scythians were fond of marijuana and were responsible for bringing it from Central Asia to Egypt and Eastern Europe. In one Scythian grave, archaeologists found a skull with three small holes drilled into it – probably to ease swelling. Beside the skull, the archaeologists found a cache of marijuana, ostensibly to relieve the man’s headache in the next life. From Herodotus comes what is, in all likelihood, the most ancient description of hotboxing: “After the burial . . . they set up three poles leaning together to a point and cover them with woolen mats . . . They make a pit in the centre beneath the poles and throw red-hot stones into it . . . they take the seed of the hemp and creeping under the mats they throw it on the red-hot stones, and being thrown, it smolders and sends forth so much steam that no Greek vapour-bath could surpass it. The Scythians howl in their joy at the vapour-bath.”
Herodotus relates the tale of a clash between Scythians and Amazons near the Sea of Azov. When the Scythians learned that their fierce opponents were, in fact, women, they sent their most virile warriors to woo, rather than war, these female warriors. Somehow, the Amazons were seduced by the charms of the wily Scythians. They were, however, unwilling to be the brides of their Scythian lovers, turning their nose up at the domestic role that Scythian wives were relegated to. Eventually, according to the tale, the two groups formed a joint tribe.
There is likely little truth to this tale, but archaeologists have recently found the remains of a number of well-armed Scythian women. In all likelihood, this means that Scythian society saw a place for female warriors.
In 513 BC The Scythians were attacked by Darius the Great, who raised a force of 700,000 men to put an end to their bothersome raids into his territory. Taking advantage of the vast steppe, the Scythians merely retreated when the Persians advanced and advanced when the Persians retreated. The Scythian scouts milled about, striking from a distance if any of the Persians ever had the misfortune of breaking formation or exposing a flank. Herodotus reports that, at one point, both sides had drawn up battle lines when a loud whooping arose from among the Scythian warriors. The Scythian horsemen suddenly broke their battle line and galloped impulsively after a hare. “These fellows have a hearty contempt for us,” Darius is reported to have muttered to an aide. Running low on food and morale, Darius eventually withdrew his army.






























Never heard of the Scythians before. Thanks for this, seems like an interesting bunch of people.
Sounds like the pre-cursor to the Altaic & Turkic tribes of Mongolia.
Haha THE BIRD IS THE WORD!
The first post which makes sense in English !!!
Fourth
Whoa … !!!
pretty good list! =]
thnaks u all guy..
nice one
quite an interesting list…
Finely composed list Scratch!
The list starts pretty well and finishes off in style.
However, it would have been fascinating to know what finally became of them.
Troll Attack!!!!! Where r the regular posters??? What is happening??????
Scratch, I thought it was a fantastic list and very informative. I have never read much about the Scythians, so found it very interesting. Just ignore the stupid trolls.
Sheesh, regardless of the comments, thanks Scratch for this list, it was a good read.
What the hell is going on ?!
Seriosly just stop it,Scratch I liked the list =D
Cripes! I wondered why it’s this early and there are over 200 posts! I wonder if some nitwit wrote up a script or bot. Or they had a lock-in at the elementary school computer lab.
Anyway, aside from the previous BS, good list, Scratch! the Scythians will give me something to look into today when it’s slow.
@Geronimo1618 (229): That reminds me of a song – “Animals crackers in my soup…” That’s all the lyrics I know. Are you the real Geronimo or this nut job flooding the forum?
We’ve got one loose screw on the loose. (pun intended)
Thanks guys. Now you force Frater to do something drastic with the comments section. Which is going to take up his time and probably money too I would guess.
Eeep. Anyway, Scratch, just in case you do get the list removed I wanted to tell you this list is cool. I’ve never studied the Scythians indepth but they came up in Classical Studies and they always seemed like a fun bunch of guys. Sorry a few dicks ruined a really interesting list. Jerkwads.
Cool list, Scratch. *I reported the idiot. Comments are now being deleted*
I knew of only 2 of these so this was an interesting read.
what happened to the comments section? Good list anyway! I love the Scythians!
thank god, I hope the troll wakes up with violent diarhoea
have attempted to clean this mess up as much as possible but only so much i can do. be sure to report spam to JFrater via forums or email, not just in comments. some folks really need to grow up.
Great list Scratch..have always been interested in medieval Europe history…forget about the idiots trolling above…this is an awesome list! please don’t pull it…where the hell is JFrater and the other admins???????
Good list, keep it up Scratch…but then I do love the historical lists like this
Ok it’s great to see the legendary Cyn come herself and set things straight.
It was gettin’ fogyish in Erfland so I thought I should have a peek in Listverse… and what a delight!
About the Scythians
I’ve heard of this similitude between the Goths and the Scynthians in terms of barbarism.
Also, it is a known fact that the Sarmatians who had subdued the Scythians were plundered by the Goths.
So, can it be that the Goths were related to the Scythians in some way, uh??
Something like the Hitler-Stalin mateship?
@Cyn (30):
thanks. It was a chaos here. Good list, Scratch! Keep it up
Where the ***** is Jamie!! Good list anyway, the fact that the scythians smoked reefer makes them cool.
@El the erf (33): comparing the goths and the scythians is like wanting to put in also the slavs and huns, cumans or the pechenegs cuz you know they’re pretty much the same. Dont mix them up, you ignorang. But its quite interesting to see how these nomads helped form basic statal organizations. To a previous questions of yours about what happened to them: well they were assimilated after a while. And some regions were named ofter them: schytia minor and major (somewhere in present day romania and bulgaria and partd or ukcraine) even though tehnically the people that originally existed in those teritories were the ones who still ruled.
@Firefly (26): long time no see :-p. Frankly i prefer the slavs. They are much more interesting and their impact is so much bigger. I had to study nomadic waves during highschool and their impact on the balkans is huge (language, traditions, forms of organization)
I thought the list was great.
I think the comments section has gone to hell. Some people need to drag their sorry, bedsore-ridden arses away from their computers and consider things such as personal hygiene, exercise and not being a moron.
Putrefied human blood, dung and pot…these folks sound like my kind of people!
Sorry – I meant to say more about the Scythians. Really interestimg stuff. The venom/blood/dung arrow combo sounds nasty to say the least!
What happened to tribes like the Medes or Cimmerians in the long run? Were they assimilated into Sycthian culture?
Good gawd, another list about the Scythians? This is an international site you know, we don’t always have to have information about the Scythians. I was fine with the Top 10 Most Influential Scythians, The Top Ten After School Specials About the Scythians, Top Ten Lee Marvin Movies Where He Portrayed a Scythian, Best Scythian Songs of the 80′s, Top Ten Scythian Potato Salad Recipes, and Most Incredible Scythian Skin Rashes.
Why don’t you just rename the site Scythianverse?
Top Ten Lee Marvin Movies Where He Portrayed a Scythian
LMAO!!
Oh man I mispelt ‘Scythians’ repeatedly in comment #42 and this list is about Scythians. Uber-fail
@ Arsnl 37: hey darling how are ya? I’ve mostly been too damned cold to type! We never got to study such things as nomadic waves (sitting here imagining a nomad waving at me, silly I know). Didn’t get to study the Slavs either.
Scratch:
Wonderful list! Well done! Ever since I first read Herodotus, years and years ago, one of my favorite parts of his Histories was his descriptions of the Scythians. He and many other Greeks seemed to admire them (if still look down on them as barbarians) as wily and tactically intelligent warriors, with a rich culture (for barbarians). I recall Herodotus’ praise for their goldworking skills as well. If I remember correctly, Scythians were also used as mercenaries from time to time by the Greeks, and were employed also in “security” functions in some cities (whether as slaves or, again, as mercenaries).
Herodotus found them particularly admirable as one of the few peoples to openly resist—and successfully so—the Persians.
@bucslim (43): do you have something against nomads dude?did they rape the women in your family, steal your belongings and burn your hut down? Plus scythians were widespread. From mongolia to ukcraine. So just shut it dude!!! They are 10x better than westerners. Where to you think scientology comes from ( but it should have been scyentology)
yeah hotbox
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^^
nice nickname.
“These fellows have a hearty contempt for us”
Nice list Scratch.
@bucslim (35): Love it!
was just reading about the Scythians while researching ancient Russian/Asian astronomy.
they did mate with Amazons, creating Sarmatians (300BC), and used gold (which was plentiful) to adorn most everything.
they saw the Pleiades as a duck’s nest of eggs.
they saw the Little Dipper as horses being chased by thieves around the North Pole.
@Firefly (43): sorry to hear about you getting sick:-s. I hope its not swine flu
. Well im just busy busy busy. Ive got an exam in 1 hour and im just hanging out on LV. Well maybe i got the term wrong
but i had to study all that bs about ostrogoths and visigoths and cumans and pechengi and slavs and hunns and where they came from and what they achieved and where the stopped. But i forgot all the details by now. Oh by the way really horrible tale you told me last time. About the woman that had to give birth cuz she was forced to ride in that race. Hope you’re feeling better.
Fantastic list all this info was new to me. Such a great change from some of the more mediocre lists lately.
Very excellent list Scratch; The only thing I knew about the Scythians were that they were good at war. Certainly seems that there was a whole lot more to ‘em than that. I had no idea that there culture was so far-reaching and influential. Again – Great Job!
@bucslim (33):
Remember that After School Special when we were kids? “Please Don’t Tell Mom I’m a Scythian”? I loved that one. Who was that? Lance Kerwin?
Yay, Scratch! This is a well-researched, well-written on a subject I’m not too familiar with – pretty much what got me hooked on LV in the first place! Nicely done, Scratch.
The full-bearded Scythians wore tall pointed caps, long coats clasped around their waists by a belt, and pants tucked into their boots.
Did anyone else think they sounded like the first pirates? Read that and Captain Morgan came to mind. Shame, Scratch, for making me think of alcohol so early in the morning.
@bucslim (33): Top Ten Potato Salad Recipes
Please tell me none of them were a mixture of snake venom, putrefied human blood, and, to hasten infection, dung.
@Arsnl (29): Uh huh, Not so quite convincing!
@Arsnl (37):
Nod Nod.
And when we say why not name it USverse, they drop *****bombs at us as if they came free with tissue rolls of their abnormally large latrines.
I’d just say… walk your talk buc baybe.
It’s a fantastic list.
Respect it.
@Arsnl 42: I’m healthier than I’ve been in a while (which isn’t saying a lot to be honest!). I hope you’re well prepared for your exam. At first I was glad I didn’t have exams to do anymore, but now that I have to set them and mark them I miss sitting them! Anyway good luck with it!
I’d forgotten I told you that story and I was thinking what the hell is he on about? Then I remembered, poor Macha! There’s plenty more lovely stories from Irish mythology.
Wonderful list, Scratch; I have been a big fan of the Scythians since I first read Neal Ascheron’s excellent book, “Black Sea.” He captures the unique characteristics of this horse-faring society and also gives the reader a glimpse into the present-day populations on the Black Sea and how traces of the Scythians are still found.
I also ran across an interesting fact; there are Scythian burial mounds too, near Novosobirsk and Lake Baikal, which implies that they were nomads, as well. I don’t know much about the mounds, but I highly recommend “Black Sea” to anyone interested in learning more about this fascinating people.
Thanks again.
Considering I knew 0 facts about the Scythians I found this interesting.
Nice list, Scratch.
A fascinating and well-written list! I have nothing more to say other than that I learned a lot and enjoyed it.
Thanks for publishing this Jf, and I’m glad so many people enjoyed this list.
I find the nomadic tribes of the steppes very interesting, and it’s great that so many people share my interest. I missed the mass of spam comments. I guess, in some corners, the Scythians are still controversial after all these years.
@NickNamed (32):
I suspect the Cimmerians were absorbed into the Scythian culture. Those that weren’t were likely pushed into settled areas and probably eventually lost their nomadic ways. A lot were probably killed along the way.
@bucslim (33):
I must apologize for adding yet another Scythian list to the many already inundating this site. Still, while I realize music is subjective, anyone who chooses Tiffany’s “Scalp Them” over Peter Tosh’s “Scythian Hemp Tent Rock” really does not know their eighties Scythian music at all.
@Randall (36):
I also read about the Scythians being used as mercenaries. It’s interesting how many sedentary peoples used the nomadic tribes of the steppe as mercenary troops. The Mamluks were particularly interesting in this respect – I’d like to do a list on them in the future.
@copperdragon (41):
Are you planning on publishing an astronomy list? That would be interesting.
@gabi319 (46):
They do sound a bit like pirates now that you mention it.
@violawoman (49):
I read Ascherson’s “The King Incorporated” and I find his writing very enjoyable and informative. I’ll have to check for the “Black Sea”.
I hope this list will be a catalyst for bringing back brass brassières back into the mainstream. Then every gal will look like a Frank Frazetta painting, wow! Now I’m all blustery with pre-teen hormonic activity.
And don’t confuse that with a brass brasserie – that’s a tavern, apparently fasioned out of brass.
BTW – That ass-clown Ashurbanipal still owes me money. He keeps avoiding eye contact in physics class.
BTW vol. 2. The James at 15 reference is disturbing, Randall. I think Mr. French was a Scythian, but you don’t see me asking you about Sebastian Cabot do you? I suggest professional help.
@bucslim (53):
Mr. French was not possessed of a fine head of tousled, blonde hair. I think Lance had it over Sebastian in that regard, Charlie.
He *was* Scythian though… not actually French. Go figure.
I don’t know why I should seek help; why does everybody *say* that to me?
Ok, good point. What about Larry Storch?
First time commentar long time reader….as they say….Seriously good list Scratch. Hey random question, but would anybody be interested in reading a list similar to this one about the south african Boere? I think it’s about time I contribute.
@Olé (56): I was just about to send in a list about the south african Boere..
@bucslim (55):
Larry Storch? Not a Scythian. Forrest Tucker? Scythian.
Phil Silvers was not a Scythian. But Wally Cox was.
@bucslim (53): Don’t you call the new trend in fashion chic, buddy. There is no way in the world I could afford the amount of brass to make myself a brassiere.
A fine list Scratch–I read it late last night and found it enjoyable upon a second reading this morning. I learned a lot from it and was truly amazed at how little I knew about such a geographically wide spread people.
@violawoman (49):
Thanks violawoman for the reading suggestion. I too will check it out.
As for the comments, when I turned off my computer last night the list had garnered only 9 comments, but of those, only one or two had any tie to the list. From the sound of things Cyn, you ended up having to take care of a huge and demanding job regarding the care and maintenance of the site. Thank-you.
@Randall (58): I LOVE to play Scythian-Not a Scythian!!!
Leonard Nimoy—Scythian William Shatner–not a Scythian.