Seeking the ultimate high, people have ingested all kinds of bizarre chemicals and plants through history. Fortunately they have related (those who lived anyway) their experiences so we can now recount them to you. Prepare to be shocked by some of the contents on this list – you will almost certainly not know the drugging abilities of the majority of these. They may not be the most pleasant alternatives for when you run out of weed, but they certainly work. This list starts off with quite a bang, so get reading.
Anafranil is an anti-depressant that causes people to have orgasms every time they yawn. Yeah. No joke. A 1983 article in the Canadian Journal of Psychiatry found a case of a woman in her twenties who came every time she yawned! She even used it to her advantage: “She found she was able to experience orgasm by deliberate yawning.” This is one drug that had better not be outlawed. Now I just need to find a doctor willing to prescribe it!
Yes, this pesticide – which has now been made illegal in many countries, can produce feelings somewhat like Ecstasy (Hear that environmentalists?? You inadvertently banned a great hallucinogenic-drug!) A popular cocktail was made during the ’50s (called the Mickey Slim) was made by adding a small amount of DDT to gin! In the image above we see two women getting utterly stoned on DDT.
DIPT is a tryptamine that affects auditory (sound-based) functions. Users experience things such as voices on the radio being lower in pitch than usual, music sounds distorted, and some people experience light hallucinations. The drug can cause the odd feeling of being bloated, but if you take an antacid immediately after consumption, it usually solved the problem. During the drugged experience, some users also claim to hear a constant ringing in their ears – this can (unfortunately) last for up to two weeks.
Saffron is a flower used as a food additive. The Encyclopedia of Psychoactive Substances states that the orange-yellow flower “…is known to have…narcotic effects similar to those of opium.” Saffron actually has an ancient history of use as a drug – the Ancient Minoans used to drink a tea infusion of it to get high and the Persians and Greeks considered it an aphrodisiac. The Romans and Egyptians used it in various medicines.
It’s not just for cats anymore! Many who have smoked it say that it gives a mellow, pot-like buzz. Though most warn that you should not get your hopes up too high. It leaves a minty aftertaste and is apparently much easier to smoke than pot (and doesn’t cause coughing).
Xenon is a heavy, odorless, inert gas that can be found in the Earth’s atmosphere, lasers, gas-discharge lamps, medical imaging, in the process of creating nuclear power, for protein crystallography, in the production of MEMS (microelectromechanical systems), and for anesthesia. Naturally, most anesthetics – like nitrous oxide and Novocaine (which is made from cocaine), have hallucinogenic side-effects. It’s effects are said to be like that of nitrous oxide, except without the auditory-effects and the “headachiness”. One anonymous user on the web-site “Lyceaum” said that it gives the user an ability to, “…zero in on ‘singularity’ thoughts and memories and hold them for ‘sentimental orgasms’…”
Many poisons (such as arsenic and strychnine) and venoms have been known to have hallucinogenic (and sometimes beneficial) effects! Mountain-climbers in late-19th-Century Austria regularly consumed arsenic to, “…obtain healthy and sturdy looks…to appear strong and robust…”, and to “…facilitate breathing while climbing…” (Baron Ernst von Bibra.) In the 1902 book, “Morphinism and Narcomanias From Other Drugs”, it even says that a person can develop an addiction to arsenic. As for venom, The Encyclopedia of Psychoactive Substances states that “…Holy men in India smoke cobra venom for its psychoactive effects. [T]heir dried venom glands or crystallized venom is often mixed with cannabis.” The Encyclopedia also reveals that ten Native American tribes in California were known to swallow live ants as a way of inducing hallucinations! The ants bite the stomach-lining, injecting their venom, and can be vomited while the ants are still alive.
As everybody knows, C-4 is a very effective explosive (1.34 times more explosive than TNT!). But is it a drug? According to the book titled Uppers, Downers, All-Arrounders, it is! The authors state: “Modern veterans have been known to ingest C4…for their psychedelic effects. Tremors and seizure activity can result, but usually not an explosion, as it takes a blasting-cap to set off the chemical.” No joke. In fact, the Marine Corps training document on explosives includes the following caution: “Do not ingest any explosive material!”
At one time, Eskimos and tribes in Siberia were known to consume the urine of another person who had consumed fly agaric mushrooms (amanita muscaria). They did so for several reasons: Firstly, since there wasn’t an infinite supply of mushrooms, this approach help to conserve and economize them. Not only would drinking the urine of someone who had consumed the mushroom get you high, but also drinking the pee of the person who had drunk the first “batch” of urine would get you high! And so forth and so on, going up to 5 different “generations” of people! An added benefit was that pre-digested mushrooms didn’t cause as much nausea and cramps as just eating them directly. They loved this high so much, that they would butcher and eat reindeer who had also eaten fly agaric for a contact-high!
No, it is not an alcohol made from salamanders, but rather from what they produce. Salamander brandy obviously can’t be found in your local liquor store. It is non-commercially produced in Slovenia. There are at least two ways of making it – both of which involve animal cruelty: (1) The salamanders are hung from their back legs, and brandy is poured onto their bodies, and drips into a cup. (2) The salamander is placed on a sieve, and brandy is poured onto them until they drown. The point of this is to infuse the alcohol with the poison salamanders produce when they are defending themselves. Nonetheless, it is said to produce symptoms like LCD and Ecstasy combined, in addition to the effects of the alcohol (although, the alcohol content is particularly low)!
Alright, it’s not exactly old books – it is the fungi and molds that occasionally grow on them! Some of these molds and fungi are said to have hallucinogenic effects. Don’t go eating pages of old books right-off-the-bat, though. They usually also come with side-effects, such as nausea, vomiting, dizziness, and confusion!
Source: The Disinformation Book of Lists






























nothin like a mug of p!ss to wake u up in the morning…
Yeah! I’m high!
I knew about a few of this, some were new. The one that REALLY blew my mind was saffron, I had no idea!
As per the ‘Old Books Bonus’ one, there is just something about the smell of a really old book that I love. Could this be somehow related? I’ve never eaten the pages, but the smell is intoxicating.
Used book stores are one of my favorite places. (Not because of the smell, just that I love to read. Can always find something of interest at a used book store.) Perhaps now I will take caution…
Cool list.
Wow… most of these effects sound pretty cool!
(except #2 & #1… I’d rather not)
But #10 sounds amazing… due to self-induced insomnia I yawn about every five minutes so I’d be on cloud nine with that one…
And the last time I smelled an old book from the library somebody must have been making a spliff on it because there was ***** resin in it and it smelled like socks…
Another great list
!
PS – jfrater… I just found you on Twitter and I think you should get back on there.
Hmmm, im gonna go eat some C4 now. Thanks GregoryA
Great list. I gotta get my hands on that anafranil.
Number 9 sounds gross! Great List!!!!!!
***** is my anti drug
nothing: I love the smell of old books too – I always thought it was the familiar smell of them from my childhood but now I realize it is clearly the drugs!
Copaface: I don’t even have time to do everything I want here!
jfrater: but…but…but even John Cleese is on it now!
Don’t really believe the anafranil one. I took that for a while many years ago and that didn’t happen.
My mom died 18 1/2 years ago of cancer, but she was given some alternative cancer treatment which was her own urine. It was added to an I.V. I thought that was gross too, but she lived 6 months longer than she would have with chemotherapy or traditional treatments. She was only given 3 months after being diagnosed so we got her for an extra 6 months. Her quality of life was better up until the end and I am thankful for that. So, I guess urine (if administered correctly) is not so bad, but still is gross.
i had a friend that tried smoking catnip, apparently it had no effect, he sid it was just like smoking one of those herbal quit smoking aid cigarettes. any drug causing orgasms has to be number one not ten
I should get Anafranil for my girlfriend…. I’ve been having some problems with “you know what”… nothing to be ashamed with!! Its all because of the Credit Crunch stress!!
I’ve tried some of these… but nothing beats pot with redbull!! POWERFUL
5 generations of urine!! wow
i came to this list half expecting to have tried all the listed substances!
at least i know i can my bibliophilia (always hunting that mis-marked first edition, somewhere, somewhere down in the dark and dank stacks of glorious used book stores…) may have a physical cause!
then i thought it was a half-n-half (of half-truths) april fool’s joke. “Anafrani” can’t be found anywhere worth a damn on the internet, a bad sign for it’s existence (but do you, GregoryA, like ani difranco? one never knows…).
DIPT seems to be real, catnip seems to be disproved, “various venoms and poisons” is vague unto utter meaninglessness….
but in the end amanita muscaria will pass whatever active compounds it contains down through the urine of many users. the problem is that is doesn’t seem to be psychoactive in the traditional western sense. some thought it was “soma” but it’s not a pure hallucinogen in the modern sense. reports on amanita are mixed:
http://www.erowid.org/plants/amanitas/amanitas.shtml
p.s.
does ayahuasca not count? is it considered “not bizarre” in the western world these days?
– 10 –
“..”said to produce symptoms like LCD, Ecstasy, and acid combined..”
LSD is Acid J!!
Lysergic >acid
lcd is different from lsd. not by much in the effect sense but theyre to different compounds. just sayin
^ Whoa.. my post went all funny. You get the point though!
16. lo : I found Anafranil quite easily, including the aforementioned “*****ual complications” that can arise from its use
I guess item #1 would be very similar to the age old hobby of toadlicking.
Item #2-Urine
There are many tribes of natives of the Americas that have also used urine to share the experience of Peyote cactus buttons.
This list be straight trippin
Interesting reading. I knew about some of them, but never heard about psychoactive properties of C4 or saffron.
Getting high with saffron would be very expansive but also dangerous: a dose of 20g/kg can be lethal.
For the strychnine, that’s not a psychoactive drug: it’s effect is to increase muscle response to nervous influx (perfect antidote for curare which has exactly the opposite effect). In low dose, it acts as a muscular stimulant, but at higher doses can lead to death by paralysis of respiratory muscles or heart (effects similar to tetanos).
Number 1 happens to me when I sneeze…..pass the pepper….
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yeah i quite fancy a go at number one?! as for catnip getting you high i think i will stick to weed ;o)
After the rock star that snorted his dead father’s ashes, glue and spray sniffers, and kids that literally choke themselves to get high, I just don’t think anything on this list was able to shock me.
Except the urine thing. That’s gross.
as for saffron its probably cheaper to buy *****s!
DDT is still used in Thailand! Mmmm, how much is a small amount?
Damn, I used to take 8 Anafranil pills per day, but never had the orgasm-when-yawning side effect!
Wow, what an informative list. I think ill stick to whiskey as my drug of choice. Though Anafranil sounds very tempting…..
How much saffron do I need? I have a little bag that my mum brought back from Zakynthos and my weed is running low……
Guys I don’t know… this all sounds a bit too much like hogwash for me; the list was published on 1 April afterall… but fine lol… that Clomipramine stuff sounds like the business, except sources tell me it only produces that effect on 5% of people…
Oh, and it can cause impotence and ***** difficulties; sorry so so so not worth the risk
30. creepygirlfriend : I believe ethanol would be your drug of choice then. But whiskey, that’s a good delivery system if you ask me
19. Mark-
please share your credible Anafranil link.
i’m not one to turn down info on any potential psychoactive compound, but i’m also one to look for empirical evidence that it does something to you (meaning “you” plural) other than a placebo effect, or simply poisoning you and giving you “edge of death” effects.
19. Mark-
please share your credible Anafranil link.
i’m not one to turn down info on any potential psychoactive compound, but i’m also one to look for empirical evidence that it does something to you (meaning “you” plural) other than a placebo effect, or simply poisoning you and giving you “edge of death” effects.
Oops…forgot to say great post! Looking forward to your next one.
35. lo : Well I’m at school – universal excuse, oh yeah – so the only thing I could get on was Wiki, I have to assume that the ‘pedia is correct or else I can’t survive here :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anafranil
Sorry if you’re not a fan
So what you’re saying is that if I ingest C-4, it’ll blow my mind?!
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Feel free to use that one.
Mark-
well, i just found this about “anafranil” (Clomipramine):
“Clomipramine is a tricyclic agent with both antidepressant and antiobsessional properties. Like other tricyclics, clomipramine inhibits norepinephrine and serotonin uptake into central nerve terminals, possibly by blocking the membrane-pump of neurons, thereby increasing the concentration of transmitter monoamines at receptor sites. Clomipramine is presumed to influence depression and obsessive and compulsive behaviour through its effects on serotonergic neurotransmission. The actual neurochemical mechanism is unknown, but clomipramine’s capacity to inhibit serotonin reuptake is thought to be important. Clomipramine appears to have a mild sedative effect which may be helpful in alleviating the anxiety component often accompanying depression.
As with other tricyclic compounds, clomipramine possesses anticholinergic properties which are responsible for some of its side effects. It also has weak antihistamine and antiserotonin properties, lowers the convulsive threshold, potentiates the effect of norepinephrine and other drugs acting on the CNS, has a quinidine-like effect on the heart and may impair cardiac conduction. ”
from here:http://www.mentalhealth.com/drug/p30-a01.html
all i can say is it certainly doesn’t sound like a substance that’s even vaguely recreational.
-and the list simply said it was about “bizarre but true” drug effects, so i guess it sorta “belongs” here. but treating OCD, chronic panic attacks, and major clinical depression isn’t “bizarre” in my book.
in fact, it seems to be a drug that could stimulate dopamine/norephephrine/serotonin which could help the above mentioned disorders.
stimulating those same brain chemicals can also bring someone into clinical mania -you don’t feel a real need to sleep. or eat. you pursue wildly reckless behaviors that result in instant gratification -like *****, shopping (the buying part), gambling, random extensive traveling, etc.
maybe GregoryA was referring to this “manic ***** response” in the original list?
37. Skydiver : *groan and facepalm followed by suitably disdainful look* Why?
38. lo : It does mention yawning and orgasms down a bit further… Sounds good (I’m a male so, what?) to me!
Mmmm…I love that old book smell. Nothing quite like it.
is some kind of april fools joke??????
i no most of people are viewing this on the 2nd april but at the top of the page it says it was published on the 1st april by GregoryA???????????
We used to do what the picture in #9 is showing. During the summer, the “fogging jeep” would drive through all the neighborhoods spraying for mosquitos, and all the kids would run out and play in the insecticide fog. And you wonder why kids of the 60′s are so screwed up…
Female…check, In her 20′s…..check. Bring on number 10!
I’m kinda with lo here on the april fools day, just for the amount of times the descriptions say “no joke”. Methinks this list doth protest too much. I think we got day-aftered.
cool..hehe
Amazing what some people will do to get a buzz… I’ll stick to alcohol, sans salamanders.
Mark: Gosh, your right! This is what happens when I’m posting @ 430am on LV instead on asleep like I should be.
this seems like bull*****…but if its true i want number one!!!!!!!!!!
Does he mean to say LSD instead of LCD in number one?
You know…. I just think I’ll stick with wine and weed…
I love this line: “but usually not an explosion” from ingesting C4. Really? Who was the 1st person to say, “Let me see what this will do? Ha!
Also… sign me up for #10!
I wonder what kind of affect somone would have if they smoked beaver ass?
Smoking cat nip? Give me a break….teenagers would have been doing this years ago if it worked, you can by buds of it at almost every pet store.
my friend sent me a link to something disgusting. im kind of surprised it wasnt on here. its called “butthash” (i think..??) and what you do is urinate and poo in a container, blend it in a blender then pour the mixture in a bottle. after that you put a balloon over the top and set it outside on a hot day for 24 hours. when that is done, you take the balloon and inhale the stuff inside!! yea…gross xD
R yoo relly on drugs??????
This smells like the Bizzare Genetically Modified Organisms list, some truth but Mostly lies…
I liked last year’s better.
Um april fools? Look at the date?…
swirly memories of an evening huffing freon from air conditioners in college. Fill a whole trashbag of the gas and you can feed a party!
Whawawawawa-wa-wa-wa-waw-a
the thing with catnip is I was watching videos on youtube of dogs digging holes and thought, These dogs are getting high. just look at them. like catnip for cats, dirt is for dogs.
All drugs are chemical poisons that you (usually) take a non-lethal dose of, whether we’re talking Prevacid, aspirin, alcohol, caffeine, or pot (THC). Fun stuff.
Well, I would throw my lot in with the “April Fools!” joke, but I’ve actually heard of the mushroom/pee thing before (unless that was a joke, too?). I was waiting for an April Fool’s list, too- last year’s was hilarious.
So, just warning you, Jamie, you may get some *****ed off, uppity person coming on here and yelling at you to take down this list. It won’t be me- I really like the list- but you know how those uppity people can be. (I’d still like to know the name of the company that dropped you over the suicide list.)