[WARNING: arachnophobes beware; this list contains an image of a spider.] Nature provides for almost all of our needs and it is as diverse as the stars in the sky. But there is a dark side too. Nature also contains some of the most awful things you can imagine – worse than anything conjured up by Stephen King! This list looks at ten of those things.
The honey badger is usually found in Africa and Western and Southern Asia. For a number of years the Guinness Book of Records has named it the “most fearless creature”. This animal (which looks deceptively cute) will attack virtually anything and it is smart enough to know its opponents weak spots. For example, when confronted by a human male, it will attack the testicles. This is also one of the few animals that uses tools – for example making use of logs as ladders. The honey badger loves honey and will dive right into a beehive with no regard to its own safety – which unfortunately often leads to its death. Honey Badgers can kill crocodiles, and are very efficient snake killers. It takes only 15 minutes for the animal to eat a 5 foot snake. The ferocity of these creatures is well known in nature and not even a leopard or lion will attempt to kill one.
There is no doubt that the mosquito has to be the worst insect in the world. Just as summer starts, the mosquitos come out in force ready to feast upon the pasty white legs of humans that have been locked inside for winter. At night as you lie in bed you can hear them buzzing but you can’t see them – and then next morning a huge welt appears on the tip of your nose because the mosquito chowed down on it. Oh – and it also happens to be the most deadly insect in the world because it spreads malaria – in fact, it is believed that half the human population that has died through history, died because of the female mosquito bite. God must have been pre-occupied the day he was creating the animals, because he didn’t notice Satan making the mosquito.
Fatal Familial Insomnia is a terrible disease found in only 28 families around the world. The disease prevents you from sleeping and no medication available can help you. When the disease begins, you generally have from 7 to 36 months of sleepless nights until you finally die. Wikipedia describes the stages of the disease thus:
1. The patient suffers increasing insomnia, resulting in panic attacks, paranoia, and phobias. This stage lasts for about four months.
2. Hallucinations and panic attacks become noticeable, continuing for about five months.
3. Complete inability to sleep is followed by rapid loss of weight. This lasts for about three months.
4. Dementia, where the patient becomes unresponsive or mute over the course of six months. This is the final progression of the disease, and the patient will subsequently die.
The bullet ant is ranked as having the most painful sting in the world – often likened to the pain of being shot, described thus: “waves of burning, throbbing, all-consuming pain that continues unabated for up to 24 hours”. The ant is found in Nicaragua south to Paraguay and, like other ants, they live in large colonies which are usually situated at the base of trees. The ants are used in an initiation rite for boys in the Satere-Mawe tribe of Brazil. The boys are made to wear a glove with hundreds of these ants attached – they must suffer the stings for 10 minutes and they must perform this ritual multiple times. The boys arm is usually paralyzed temporarily from the poison and their bodies can shake for days. You can watch the rite of passage on youtube – I don’t recommend it for the weak of heart.
Also known as kariba weed, the salvinia molesta plant is an aquatic fern from Brazil. It floats on top of water and doubles in size every few days. This usually results in lakes that become completely covered by a mat of the plant up to 24 inches high. The intrusive weed prevents sunlight from entering the water which, in turn, prevents animal and plant life from surviving. To make matters worse, you can’t kill the plant. If you break it into small pieces, each piece will spawn a new plant. In the US attempts have been made to remove it using cranes, but all it takes is one tiny piece to restart the whole growing process. It is now found around the world and causes havoc everywhere it goes. In the image above, what appears to be a nice lawn is actually an entire lake covered with salvinia molesta.
The corpse flower thrives in the grasslands bordering rain forests in Sumatra (though it is now found around the world in display gardens). It grows a single enormous flower which produces a smell that is remarkably similar to a rotting corpse (hence its name). The flower grows to over 10 feet wide and its coloring is designed to mimic the look of rotting meat – to help entice the carrion eating insects that pollinate it. The tip of the corpse flower is nearly the same temperature as the human body which probably helps to spread the stink and adds to the illusion that it is really rotten flesh. Here is an excellent youtube clip with David Attenborough presenting the corpse flower.
It is huge. It has one of the most painful bites in the spider world. It is the most deadly spider; forget the funnel web spider – this thing is dangerous. It has the highest human kill rate in the world. To make things even worse, a bite from this spider causes an erection that lasts for hours. No – this is not a subtle ad for viagra; it really is a side-effect of a wandering spider bite. Emergency room staff are able to immediately recognize a person suffering from a bite. Needless to say, the venom is being studied for possible medical uses for people suffering erectile disfunction. [Youtube Clip]
The Candiru is a small parasitic catfish which is found mostly in the Amazon river where it is the most feared fish – even more so than piranhas. The fish can grow to a maximum length of around six inches. Candiru feed on the blood of their host creatures by swimming into the gills and using razor sharp spines on its head to attach itself. It then chews its way through the host until it reaches a major artery and drinks blood until it is satiated. The fish finds its prey by sniffing the water and this is where it starts to get nasty: the smell of human urine appeals to candirus and they can find their way to a human penis or vagina under the water and enter it. When this happens, the fish attaches itself (causing great pain to the poor human) and it can generally only be removed through surgery. This is a very unpleasant situation to be in – so be warned: don’t pee in the Amazon river. You can watch a youtube clip about the candiru here. And if you are able to cope with disgusting images, check out the photo of a doctor removing a candiru from a man’s nether-regions.
First of all we need to get one thing clear – I am not a “greenie” or an “environmentalist” – but even a hard-hearted non-recycler like me can see how much damage man causes to nature. We pollute our waterways and air, we tear down whole forests, we flatten mountains, and we bury nuclear waste beneath the earth. Nature has every reason to hate us and perhaps that is in part the reason for the many plagues and pandemics that have struck our kind since time immemorial.
Botulinum toxin is produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum and it is, beyond a doubt, the deadliest known protein. If the clostridium botulinum spores find their way to food or wounds, they will begin to release the toxin which leads to poisoning if eaten. It is so deadly that a mere two pounds (roughly 1kg) of the stuff is enough to kill the entire human population. It is so deadly that it is potentially useful as a biological weapon. This is the kind of thing we obviously want to keep right away from right? Well, no. Millions of people have this deadly protein injected into their face every year; it is present in minute quantities in Botox which is used to “treat” wrinkles.
Contributor: JFrater





























Damn you, mother nature!!!!
damn you sucker, Mother Nature is trying to keep it self alive, this animals/plants/arqueas/fungis/etc are prepared to beat their predators, but predators have others ways to evade that kind of stuff.. so… is not damn it, is so *****ing brilliant…
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if not, then is there an issue?
HECTIC!
great list
Is anyone else missing pictures on this list?
Now I wish I was a Honey Badger.
yeah….we are!
The Rafflesia is probably the creepiest flower there is. O_O
Man???? u should say human beings…..
Why do so many things in nature do bad things to our crotches?
Number 8 is just…scary. Sleepless nights and rapid weight loss with the end in sight as death…
damn! best number one and two!!!
congrats JFrater, one of the best..
i didn’t know botox is that deadly..
Wow. The honey badger truely is nature’s ass-hole.
That spider is disgusting!!! It made me feel very nauseous for a while :S Cool list though
Oh, I don’t get how they discovered how it could ‘cure’ wrinkles in humans, I mean what would’ve it been like?
“Hey Jim, I got this deadly bacteria in this syringe! What should I do about it?”
“How should I know?…inject your face with it or something, I’unno.”
“Okay”
Oops. I meant ‘treat’, not ‘cure’
that was awesome : )
but if a fish ever got up inside me..
Ah, finally a list I can enjoy. Hadn’t been too impressed with those of late….keep up the good work
And I learned something new today – I had never heard of fatal familial insomnia, that’s messed up!
that satan remark was abit…lame…One can argue he/she/it created Katie holmes, and tHAat would be just silly
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Number 4 The Brazilian Wandering Spider:
Asking the doctor treating the bite to “take away the pain and leave the swelling” seems appropriate
the fish is really fearsome.neway thanks a lot Jfrater
Quality list, love these ones!
What is the most Fearless animal now then? If not the honey badger anymore?
Now this is the kinda list I’m talkin about! LOVE IT!!! Wild Boyz Did the right of passage with the bullet ant glove. I watched that last night before I went to work, they only had it on their hand for like 30 seconds and their hands swelled up so bad they had to got to the emergency room to counteract the toxins from the bite and stings. F*^KED up way of becomeing a man.
So, the honey badger knows to attack a human male’s groin as a weakspot. I wonder how it attacks a human female. Leaves the toilet seat up? Criticises her hairstyle?
Tell her that her outfit makes her butt look big? Makes fun of her parking?
Number 1.
You lie…please tell me you lie.
I regret reading this.
Interesting list, quite a few things I hadn’t heard of.
XD Iain, after first hearing about the honey badger a while ago on Top Gear i’d just assumed it wasn’t real but lo and behold it is.
Amazingly, botox is actually used to treat a number of diseases affecting the muscles such as Cerebral Palsey. I have no idea who came up with the idea that something like that could be used to treat those diseases, but the results are dramatic. In some children it makes the difference between wheelchair time and being able to run.
There’s no pictures!
I need pictures to finish this list…
The honey badger wiped out an entire colony of small furry animals. It’s genocidal
I’ve got Insomnia.. I havent slept for four days…
I aplaud to u Sir JFrater.
I find this very interesting and somewhat depressing. Could you possibly make a list dedicated to the 10 best things in Nature? I think that would cheer alot of us up! GO LISTVERSE!!!
Great list
Kinda sad people het injected with poison to look a bit younger.
And ill never go swimming in the amazon
I heard about that fish when I visited Brazil. The locals called it a pecker minnow.
got to be the best list so far. thumbs up!
great list… but i cant see the pictures
Real good list. Fun AND educational.
Worthy mention – the barracuda. Long, thin fish that have a really strong bite. Usually takes a crowbar to remove them from people… !
Great List! I have arachnophobia (along with the megalophobia) so thank you for warning me. However, it didn’t help since I was too engrossed with reading and … wham! I almost wet myself! That thing was huge! I am completely scared now…thanks for the wake up! Better than caffeine.
WOw that botox thing sure sucks
I really, really appreciate the warning. Thank you. I was checking out older lists the other day and almost had a heart attack when a gigantic, hairy spider popped into the screen. I still can’t forget the image and it makes me shiver. Oh, phobias, why do you keep hunting me?!
I’m allergic to mosquito bites. When I get them they swell up to three times the size of normal bites and feel like bruises, then usually turn bright hickey red as they go away. It sucks. I smell strongly of big spray all summer long.
By the way, you have no idea how it’s going to be to not click on that fish picture until I get home. Stupid NSFW.
the BEST list ever. I LOVE it!
MORE!!!
lol! spider that causes hour long *****s? fish swimming into genitalia? botox contains deadly chemicals? who would’ve thought!
Nice interestingly offbeat list, and I completely agree with humans being there.
Great list JFrater!
Though, I have to disagree with number 2. I know its a matter of symantics, but I think I would say any virus, bacteria, or parasite that tends to kill its host would be more destructive to its own environment.
Granted, maybe we just haven’t had enough time on Earth yet to complete our parasitic destruction of earth yet.
Keep up the good work!
i agree with number 14. who thought to themselves, “hmm this bacteria that could kill the human race…why don’t i inject into someone’s face?”
About satan making the mosquito…
The Washington Post holds a contest every year where their readers submit a neologism, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words or take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
…So here is one of the winners:
Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
If the list had been “Top 10 Worst Parasites In Nature”
humans would have come in numero uno.
I too am not a “greenie” or an “environmentalist”
The dreaded Candiru! God bless the Venture Bros.
Re the mosquito:
I read (long ago and cannot cite source) that a bible-believing religious person said that all god’s creatures have a divine purpose. When asked the purpose of the mosquito, the answer was to instill humility in people: “Even the mosquito was created before people”.
Personally, I think I’m going with the satan version. Their existence doesn’t make me humble, just *****es me off.
Great List, Jamie. Thank you.
I feel like this could have been done differently and better. Nature is an extremely broad concept and the fact that you paired the corpus flower not too far from botulism makes it feel cheap. I understand that each is the worst of its own category, but I wouldn’t put a bad smelling flower anywhere near the deadliest bacteria. And where are natural disasters? Are they not also a part of nature? I feel that this would benefit more as a series of lists – Top ten most deadly bacterium, top ten most ferocious animals, etc, and their death tolls.
I think my respect for you has gone down I’m afriad. I’m no ‘greenie’ as you so elegantly put it but I definitly don’t see the point in not recycling.
Hey JF,
Cant see any pictures.
Papavich: Agreed. I recycle, looking into panels(solar) for my house, and the ever preset quest for free energy (as in not having to pay for it because we’ll never run out).
I also believe that global warming isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. Living clean just makes sense.
Frater – Awesome list. Have seen some critics (haters = losers) of late, but this list is the BOMB!
accio – Its all in your head. The neurosis doesnt follow me.
JoeMoses – “symantics” is not a word. The red squiggles under the word means it is worth rechecking.
Callie sounds like she knows a lot about hickies. Little hussie . . .
…and where’s Ourisia Polyantha, the evilest of all vegitation?!