[WARNING: arachnophobes beware; this list contains an image of a spider.] Nature provides for almost all of our needs and it is as diverse as the stars in the sky. But there is a dark side too. Nature also contains some of the most awful things you can imagine – worse than anything conjured up by Stephen King! This list looks at ten of those things.
The honey badger is usually found in Africa and Western and Southern Asia. For a number of years the Guinness Book of Records has named it the “most fearless creature”. This animal (which looks deceptively cute) will attack virtually anything and it is smart enough to know its opponents weak spots. For example, when confronted by a human male, it will attack the testicles. This is also one of the few animals that uses tools – for example making use of logs as ladders. The honey badger loves honey and will dive right into a beehive with no regard to its own safety – which unfortunately often leads to its death. Honey Badgers can kill crocodiles, and are very efficient snake killers. It takes only 15 minutes for the animal to eat a 5 foot snake. The ferocity of these creatures is well known in nature and not even a leopard or lion will attempt to kill one.
There is no doubt that the mosquito has to be the worst insect in the world. Just as summer starts, the mosquitos come out in force ready to feast upon the pasty white legs of humans that have been locked inside for winter. At night as you lie in bed you can hear them buzzing but you can’t see them – and then next morning a huge welt appears on the tip of your nose because the mosquito chowed down on it. Oh – and it also happens to be the most deadly insect in the world because it spreads malaria – in fact, it is believed that half the human population that has died through history, died because of the female mosquito bite. God must have been pre-occupied the day he was creating the animals, because he didn’t notice Satan making the mosquito.
Fatal Familial Insomnia is a terrible disease found in only 28 families around the world. The disease prevents you from sleeping and no medication available can help you. When the disease begins, you generally have from 7 to 36 months of sleepless nights until you finally die. Wikipedia describes the stages of the disease thus:
1. The patient suffers increasing insomnia, resulting in panic attacks, paranoia, and phobias. This stage lasts for about four months.
2. Hallucinations and panic attacks become noticeable, continuing for about five months.
3. Complete inability to sleep is followed by rapid loss of weight. This lasts for about three months.
4. Dementia, where the patient becomes unresponsive or mute over the course of six months. This is the final progression of the disease, and the patient will subsequently die.
The bullet ant is ranked as having the most painful sting in the world – often likened to the pain of being shot, described thus: “waves of burning, throbbing, all-consuming pain that continues unabated for up to 24 hours”. The ant is found in Nicaragua south to Paraguay and, like other ants, they live in large colonies which are usually situated at the base of trees. The ants are used in an initiation rite for boys in the Satere-Mawe tribe of Brazil. The boys are made to wear a glove with hundreds of these ants attached – they must suffer the stings for 10 minutes and they must perform this ritual multiple times. The boys arm is usually paralyzed temporarily from the poison and their bodies can shake for days. You can watch the rite of passage on youtube – I don’t recommend it for the weak of heart.
Also known as kariba weed, the salvinia molesta plant is an aquatic fern from Brazil. It floats on top of water and doubles in size every few days. This usually results in lakes that become completely covered by a mat of the plant up to 24 inches high. The intrusive weed prevents sunlight from entering the water which, in turn, prevents animal and plant life from surviving. To make matters worse, you can’t kill the plant. If you break it into small pieces, each piece will spawn a new plant. In the US attempts have been made to remove it using cranes, but all it takes is one tiny piece to restart the whole growing process. It is now found around the world and causes havoc everywhere it goes. In the image above, what appears to be a nice lawn is actually an entire lake covered with salvinia molesta.
The corpse flower thrives in the grasslands bordering rain forests in Sumatra (though it is now found around the world in display gardens). It grows a single enormous flower which produces a smell that is remarkably similar to a rotting corpse (hence its name). The flower grows to over 10 feet wide and its coloring is designed to mimic the look of rotting meat – to help entice the carrion eating insects that pollinate it. The tip of the corpse flower is nearly the same temperature as the human body which probably helps to spread the stink and adds to the illusion that it is really rotten flesh. Here is an excellent youtube clip with David Attenborough presenting the corpse flower.
It is huge. It has one of the most painful bites in the spider world. It is the most deadly spider; forget the funnel web spider – this thing is dangerous. It has the highest human kill rate in the world. To make things even worse, a bite from this spider causes an erection that lasts for hours. No – this is not a subtle ad for viagra; it really is a side-effect of a wandering spider bite. Emergency room staff are able to immediately recognize a person suffering from a bite. Needless to say, the venom is being studied for possible medical uses for people suffering erectile disfunction. [Youtube Clip]
The Candiru is a small parasitic catfish which is found mostly in the Amazon river where it is the most feared fish – even more so than piranhas. The fish can grow to a maximum length of around six inches. Candiru feed on the blood of their host creatures by swimming into the gills and using razor sharp spines on its head to attach itself. It then chews its way through the host until it reaches a major artery and drinks blood until it is satiated. The fish finds its prey by sniffing the water and this is where it starts to get nasty: the smell of human urine appeals to candirus and they can find their way to a human penis or vagina under the water and enter it. When this happens, the fish attaches itself (causing great pain to the poor human) and it can generally only be removed through surgery. This is a very unpleasant situation to be in – so be warned: don’t pee in the Amazon river. You can watch a youtube clip about the candiru here. And if you are able to cope with disgusting images, check out the photo of a doctor removing a candiru from a man’s nether-regions.
First of all we need to get one thing clear – I am not a “greenie” or an “environmentalist” – but even a hard-hearted non-recycler like me can see how much damage man causes to nature. We pollute our waterways and air, we tear down whole forests, we flatten mountains, and we bury nuclear waste beneath the earth. Nature has every reason to hate us and perhaps that is in part the reason for the many plagues and pandemics that have struck our kind since time immemorial.
Botulinum toxin is produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum and it is, beyond a doubt, the deadliest known protein. If the clostridium botulinum spores find their way to food or wounds, they will begin to release the toxin which leads to poisoning if eaten. It is so deadly that a mere two pounds (roughly 1kg) of the stuff is enough to kill the entire human population. It is so deadly that it is potentially useful as a biological weapon. This is the kind of thing we obviously want to keep right away from right? Well, no. Millions of people have this deadly protein injected into their face every year; it is present in minute quantities in Botox which is used to “treat” wrinkles.
Contributor: JFrater





















March 5th, 2009 at 3:25 am
Damn you, mother nature!!!!
March 5th, 2009 at 3:26 am
nice lisT!! im hooked to this site….. P.S Am writing a book and am mentioning ur site there…is it legal?
if not, then is there an issue?
March 5th, 2009 at 3:30 am
HECTIC!
March 5th, 2009 at 3:34 am
great list
March 5th, 2009 at 3:35 am
Is anyone else missing pictures on this list?
March 5th, 2009 at 3:38 am
Now I wish I was a Honey Badger.
March 5th, 2009 at 3:40 am
yeah….we are!
March 5th, 2009 at 3:41 am
The Rafflesia is probably the creepiest flower there is. O_O
March 5th, 2009 at 3:42 am
Man???? u should say human beings…..
March 5th, 2009 at 3:43 am
Why do so many things in nature do bad things to our crotches?
Number 8 is just…scary. Sleepless nights and rapid weight loss with the end in sight as death…
March 5th, 2009 at 3:44 am
damn! best number one and two!!!
congrats JFrater, one of the best..
March 5th, 2009 at 3:45 am
i didn’t know botox is that deadly..
March 5th, 2009 at 3:59 am
Wow. The honey badger truely is nature’s ass-hole.
March 5th, 2009 at 3:59 am
That spider is disgusting!!! It made me feel very nauseous for a while :S Cool list though
March 5th, 2009 at 4:00 am
Oh, I don’t get how they discovered how it could ‘cure’ wrinkles in humans, I mean what would’ve it been like?
“Hey Jim, I got this deadly bacteria in this syringe! What should I do about it?”
“How should I know?…inject your face with it or something, I’unno.”
“Okay”
March 5th, 2009 at 4:01 am
Oops. I meant ‘treat’, not ‘cure’
March 5th, 2009 at 4:02 am
that was awesome : )
but if a fish ever got up inside me..
March 5th, 2009 at 4:05 am
Ah, finally a list I can enjoy. Hadn’t been too impressed with those of late….keep up the good work
And I learned something new today – I had never heard of fatal familial insomnia, that’s messed up!
March 5th, 2009 at 4:10 am
that satan remark was abit…lame…One can argue he/she/it created Katie holmes, and tHAat would be just silly
March 5th, 2009 at 4:22 am
YOou migh wann read more here.. http://jimdesu.us/peritheotic/2006/03/empirical-theology-of-intelligent.html%26sa%3DG
March 5th, 2009 at 4:23 am
Number 4 The Brazilian Wandering Spider:
Asking the doctor treating the bite to “take away the pain and leave the swelling” seems appropriate
March 5th, 2009 at 4:25 am
the fish is really fearsome.neway thanks a lot Jfrater
March 5th, 2009 at 4:36 am
Quality list, love these ones!
What is the most Fearless animal now then? If not the honey badger anymore?
March 5th, 2009 at 4:39 am
Now this is the kinda list I’m talkin about! LOVE IT!!! Wild Boyz Did the right of passage with the bullet ant glove. I watched that last night before I went to work, they only had it on their hand for like 30 seconds and their hands swelled up so bad they had to got to the emergency room to counteract the toxins from the bite and stings. F*^KED up way of becomeing a man.
March 5th, 2009 at 5:01 am
So, the honey badger knows to attack a human male’s groin as a weakspot. I wonder how it attacks a human female. Leaves the toilet seat up? Criticises her hairstyle?
March 5th, 2009 at 5:36 am
Tell her that her outfit makes her butt look big? Makes fun of her parking?
March 5th, 2009 at 5:36 am
Number 1.
You lie…please tell me you lie.
March 5th, 2009 at 5:43 am
I regret reading this.
March 5th, 2009 at 5:43 am
Interesting list, quite a few things I hadn’t heard of.
March 5th, 2009 at 6:06 am
XD Iain, after first hearing about the honey badger a while ago on Top Gear i’d just assumed it wasn’t real but lo and behold it is.
March 5th, 2009 at 6:11 am
Amazingly, botox is actually used to treat a number of diseases affecting the muscles such as Cerebral Palsey. I have no idea who came up with the idea that something like that could be used to treat those diseases, but the results are dramatic. In some children it makes the difference between wheelchair time and being able to run.
March 5th, 2009 at 6:21 am
There’s no pictures!
I need pictures to finish this list…
March 5th, 2009 at 6:37 am
The honey badger wiped out an entire colony of small furry animals. It’s genocidal
March 5th, 2009 at 6:38 am
I’ve got Insomnia.. I havent slept for four days…
March 5th, 2009 at 6:45 am
I aplaud to u Sir JFrater.
March 5th, 2009 at 6:49 am
I find this very interesting and somewhat depressing. Could you possibly make a list dedicated to the 10 best things in Nature? I think that would cheer alot of us up! GO LISTVERSE!!!
March 5th, 2009 at 6:54 am
Great list
Kinda sad people het injected with poison to look a bit younger.
And ill never go swimming in the amazon
March 5th, 2009 at 6:54 am
I heard about that fish when I visited Brazil. The locals called it a pecker minnow.
March 5th, 2009 at 6:57 am
got to be the best list so far. thumbs up!
March 5th, 2009 at 7:02 am
great list… but i cant see the pictures
March 5th, 2009 at 7:16 am
Real good list. Fun AND educational.
Worthy mention – the barracuda. Long, thin fish that have a really strong bite. Usually takes a crowbar to remove them from people… !
March 5th, 2009 at 7:17 am
Great List! I have arachnophobia (along with the megalophobia) so thank you for warning me. However, it didn’t help since I was too engrossed with reading and … wham! I almost wet myself! That thing was huge! I am completely scared now…thanks for the wake up! Better than caffeine.
March 5th, 2009 at 7:20 am
WOw that botox thing sure sucks
March 5th, 2009 at 7:20 am
I really, really appreciate the warning. Thank you. I was checking out older lists the other day and almost had a heart attack when a gigantic, hairy spider popped into the screen. I still can’t forget the image and it makes me shiver. Oh, phobias, why do you keep hunting me?!
March 5th, 2009 at 7:23 am
I’m allergic to mosquito bites. When I get them they swell up to three times the size of normal bites and feel like bruises, then usually turn bright hickey red as they go away. It sucks. I smell strongly of big spray all summer long.
By the way, you have no idea how it’s going to be to not click on that fish picture until I get home. Stupid NSFW.
March 5th, 2009 at 7:26 am
the BEST list ever. I LOVE it!
MORE!!!
March 5th, 2009 at 7:29 am
lol! spider that causes hour long erections? fish swimming into genitalia? botox contains deadly chemicals? who would’ve thought!
Nice interestingly offbeat list, and I completely agree with humans being there.
March 5th, 2009 at 7:35 am
Great list JFrater!
Though, I have to disagree with number 2. I know its a matter of symantics, but I think I would say any virus, bacteria, or parasite that tends to kill its host would be more destructive to its own environment.
Granted, maybe we just haven’t had enough time on Earth yet to complete our parasitic destruction of earth yet.
Keep up the good work!
March 5th, 2009 at 7:37 am
i agree with number 14. who thought to themselves, “hmm this bacteria that could kill the human race…why don’t i inject into someone’s face?”
March 5th, 2009 at 8:00 am
About satan making the mosquito…
The Washington Post holds a contest every year where their readers submit a neologism, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words or take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
…So here is one of the winners:
Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
March 5th, 2009 at 8:11 am
If the list had been “Top 10 Worst Parasites In Nature”
humans would have come in numero uno.
I too am not a “greenie” or an “environmentalist”
March 5th, 2009 at 8:12 am
The dreaded Candiru! God bless the Venture Bros.
March 5th, 2009 at 8:19 am
Re the mosquito:
I read (long ago and cannot cite source) that a bible-believing religious person said that all god’s creatures have a divine purpose. When asked the purpose of the mosquito, the answer was to instill humility in people: “Even the mosquito was created before people”.
Personally, I think I’m going with the satan version. Their existence doesn’t make me humble, just pisses me off.
Great List, Jamie. Thank you.
March 5th, 2009 at 8:21 am
I feel like this could have been done differently and better. Nature is an extremely broad concept and the fact that you paired the corpus flower not too far from botulism makes it feel cheap. I understand that each is the worst of its own category, but I wouldn’t put a bad smelling flower anywhere near the deadliest bacteria. And where are natural disasters? Are they not also a part of nature? I feel that this would benefit more as a series of lists – Top ten most deadly bacterium, top ten most ferocious animals, etc, and their death tolls.
March 5th, 2009 at 8:27 am
I think my respect for you has gone down I’m afriad. I’m no ‘greenie’ as you so elegantly put it but I definitly don’t see the point in not recycling.
March 5th, 2009 at 8:29 am
Hey JF,
Cant see any pictures.
March 5th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Papavich: Agreed. I recycle, looking into panels(solar) for my house, and the ever preset quest for free energy (as in not having to pay for it because we’ll never run out).
I also believe that global warming isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. Living clean just makes sense.
March 5th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Frater – Awesome list. Have seen some critics (haters = losers) of late, but this list is the BOMB!
accio – Its all in your head. The neurosis doesnt follow me.
JoeMoses – “symantics” is not a word. The red squiggles under the word means it is worth rechecking.
March 5th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Callie sounds like she knows a lot about hickies. Little hussie . . .
March 5th, 2009 at 8:43 am
…and where’s Ourisia Polyantha, the evilest of all vegitation?!
March 5th, 2009 at 8:43 am
Most enjoyable list and thanks for the warning! I managed to skip the spider pic because I knew it was coming, much appreciated
March 5th, 2009 at 8:54 am
60. TEX – “…and where’s Ourisia Polyantha, the evilest of all vegetation?!”
I’d like to vote for this too! Deserves to be #1.
March 5th, 2009 at 9:08 am
57. Crimanon
I was reading on solar the other day – the following is very helpful concerning practical applications and cost:
http://www.howstuffworks.com/question418.htm
if you want something more technical Wiki solar cell, the part “Thermodynamic Efficiency Limit” is important to know if looking at solar as an investment.
And right on about the warming
March 5th, 2009 at 9:11 am
Yeah, I recycle, but humans should still be on there!
Honey Badger = pretty hardcore. Maybe he wore those ant gloves for a whole 15minutes to become so fearless.
That Candiru fish sounds the worst. (Well, other than Botox and its deadly effect of self centred -ness and vanity)
I would NOT like to meet that fish, especially when just innocently taking a leak. Not nice. (But Im gonna have to look at the pictures….)
March 5th, 2009 at 9:20 am
TEX: Although I have been looking into it, it will have to be a much later investment. Seeing as how I rent and I’m surrounded by trees. Flexible panels are coming close to the top of my list.
If someone can perfect the Stirling Engine, then most of the worlds problems would be solved.
I have the money for neither option, so I can only window shop right now.
March 5th, 2009 at 9:21 am
geronimo: “Man???? u should say human beings…..”
“Man” is all encompassing. After all, it is MANkind and not MANkind and WOMANkind.
Great list, Jfrater! The honey badger was fascinating.
March 5th, 2009 at 9:22 am
ditto
March 5th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Thank you for putting the “arachnophobes beware” warning!
I made sure to skip that one! great list!
March 5th, 2009 at 9:35 am
I’ve slso had the displeasue of being in the presence of that corpse plant. Smelled like I was getting a perm at the vomit rendering plant. Either that or concentrated crack sweat with a week old blue cheese chaser. It burned out my nasal cavity and charred my olfactory nerve. I was looking for a skunk’s ass for a little refreshement. Thank you Pepe LePew.
March 5th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Fantastic list – one of the best in a long time. I have witnessed 2 lions feeding on a buck soon after the kill in one of our big game reserves in the R.S.A. We were sitting in the car for 15 min. or so watching this, when 4 Hyenas appeared – making enough noise just to let the lions know that they were there for seconds.
Lo and behold a couple of min. later all I saw was this Honey Badger approaching at a gallop – the Hyenas and Lions scattered – he took a smell at the carcass and carried on his merry way, oblivious to the mayhem he had caused in others eating habits.
Good one JF thanks
March 5th, 2009 at 9:52 am
Where did the pics go? Anybody else not see any pictures?
March 5th, 2009 at 9:53 am
The weird thing is, I was reading another article on another site about a similar subject, and the Brazilian Wandering Spider was on the list… with the *exact* same picture. I was like “Hey, I know that spider…”
That Fatal Insomnia sounds ridiculously horrible, but I wonder whether you could truly call it the worst. It’s such an arguable subject, as there are so many terrible diseases with unimaginably awful symptoms. I’m not knocking insomnia- I’ve had more than my fair share- I’m just sayin…
March 5th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Mmm. Poison, spiders, “pecker minnows” AND ass plants. So glad I was eating when I read this list. One of the greats.
March 5th, 2009 at 10:25 am
wow
i didnt realise honey badger was real, thought it was a made up joke ahaha
March 5th, 2009 at 10:26 am
It’s good to know my country produces deadly things. 6 out of 10, including man.
March 5th, 2009 at 10:31 am
I enjoyed the read
March 5th, 2009 at 10:37 am
I’m agree with No 2. I think “men” are the worst thing nature has been created…
March 5th, 2009 at 10:42 am
number 4 looks like a poison headcrab
March 5th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Didn’t realize the honey badger had so much in common with my ex-wife. She attacked my testicles several times when I had cornered her. Come to think of it, she might have easily killed her share of crocodiles too.
March 5th, 2009 at 10:46 am
An excellent list, I would love to see these made into their own lists.
March 5th, 2009 at 10:52 am
You should recycle, JFrater.
This list reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCOQ0VU24xw
I’m sure it’s not in the top worst things in the world (yet, mwa ha ha), but it has potential! It’s actually pretty terrifying, and the way Planet Earth presents it is very dramatic and foreboding.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Botulism.?.I guess some people will inject anything in their body.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:03 am
# 70 = best. comment. ever.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:03 am
# 80 bucslim I agree it also brings back memories
March 5th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
infallibleangel: when they pay me to I will
March 5th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
#80–hilarious…I’m glad I’m not married or have ever been…
March 5th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Buc: So you’d rather smell rancid mustard mixed with Parfume de’ Cat lady?
March 5th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
RIGHT! Images are now fixed and working and everything else is working. Sorry for the crappy problems guys.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
This list seems pretty popular Jamie. I for one did not know about Fatal Familial Insomnia. For those interested it is related to KJD, Mad Cow, Wasting disease of Elks and Deer, and Kuru (laughing sickness). It’s genetic but still a prion disease. Those weird proteins that lack DNA. If I’m not mistaken they only have RNA. Don’t quote me though. I’m sure one of our regulars will correct me if I have it wrong.
That Salvinia is horrid stuff. Does nothing eat it? We’ve had some success in curbing the damage caused by Purple Loosestrife by introducing pests that dine on it exclusively.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
If man had not been on this list I would have been annoyed.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Thank you for blessing us with your gifts of knowledge Lord JayNu. There is no need for apology, we ask only for another Autobiographical list. Please!!!!!!
March 5th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Nice. I didn’t really know what to expect from the pretty ambiguous title…
When you think about it, #2 sort of explains all the previous ones; it’s like nature’s intentionally out to get us…
…and #1 proves we self-destructive idiots deserve it.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Crimanon: I wish but to serve!
March 5th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Missing pix 1 & 7
March 5th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Please do not debase yourself by coming down to the level of a mere minion. As humble as you are, we may never be.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
That honey badger is awesome! Now we just need to gather together all the guys from Wall Street and such into one room and let a honey badger loose. We could even sell tickets to raise money for the US economy.
Of course, I’m just kidding…
March 5th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Christine: Lock the doors first.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Since I watch all of the NatGeo nature programs and read extensively about nature, I was familiar with all of the above…doesn’t mean it didn’t freak me out a tad, though! I saw a docu on the initiation rite for boys in the Satere-Mawe tribe of Brazil. It was awful, and not for the faint of heart. How some of those boys don’t die of shock is beyond me. I’m sure some do, and it was just not brought up for the field crew. The look in those young boys eyes after the ordeal is something I will never forget.
jfrater, I’m shocked that you don’t recycle! I mean that. It’s so easy, and such a boon to the planet. If we were given dominion over the planet, over all of it’s plants and animals, that means we also have an obligation to care for them, to TAKE care of them.
Just a thought, jf.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Crimanon: I think you need to go back into your Church of Listversology, and polish your golden Jamie idol some more. That’ll hopefully calm you down a bit…
March 5th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
buc-
I prefer “srumpet” or “tart”
March 5th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Should use lip gloss this time!
March 5th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
also, strumpet.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Where’s Rodney Stanger?
March 5th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
segue: I do my bit by trying not to use a lot of stuff that you throw away – like excess packaging. It seems better to do that than to just create more piles of trash even if it is going to be recycled.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Reduce->Reuse->Recycle->Repeat!
March 5th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
79. Max
is that a Half-Life reference perhaps?
March 5th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
I had to read the bit about the spider with the picture off screen. That is the worlds most random side effect tbh.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Callie – Super Vixen?
Crimanon – essence d’ homeless shorts
March 5th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
#9 “…in fact, it is believed that half the human population that has died through history, died because of the female mosquito bite.”
Really? That’s a huge call. Where did you get this info from?
March 5th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
buc: I don’t use public trans. so I don’t really have to deal with it… How would you know what that smelled like? You know what, don’t answer that. The last thing I need to know is that there is a Homeless shorts sniffing conference coming soon. Hobocon?
March 5th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Elrob: just google malaria and you should find the research.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Short tailed shrew is although a filthy motherfucker. It is constantly eating and uses toxins from its snout to paralyze baby animals then whill conintiually eat before they are dead and then it moves on to find more prey. And its only about 2 inches long.
There is so much in nature that there should be another of this list
March 5th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Wow, what an interesting list. Oo
I will NEVER go near the Amazon now. I never planned on it anyway, but now it shall be a conscious effort.
And that botox thing scares me. If enough people get botox, would it equal a pound and then end the human race? How minute exactly are these levels?
March 5th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
111. Crimanon
Haha…yeah already tried that and can’t find jack. Sounds like jfrater is perpetuating more myths…yet again.
March 5th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Wow … that was a great list.. very interesting i cant believe that about the insomnia I had never heard of that before… there is almost nothing we cannot die from… I am not scared of sharks ever when I go to the beach (so cal) but I would not never, i repeat not never take a dip in the amazon.. anymore .. piranas and those butt slithering creatures…….
March 5th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
He’s not the only one to have heard that. Discovery, TLC, museums, entomologists, scientists in Africa.
I’m sure he’s got better sources than you. Professor…?
March 5th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
cpena82: Swimming in the Amazon is completely safe. The locals will laugh at you if you get bit by a piranha.
As far as the Candiru, just don’t piss in the water, they’re attracted to urea.
March 5th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
the honey badger is just bad ass. Like the chuck norris of animals or something.
March 5th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Humans are the most destructive species currently, but not the most destructive ever. Billions of years ago, photosynthetic cyanobacteria drove over 90% of the world’s species to extinction by producing oxygen, which at the time was a deadly poison.
March 5th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
As a Brazilian I don’t know if I am embarassed or proud of this list
March 5th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
When i was about 11 or 12 years old i started walkin on my tip toes on my left and soon couldn’t walk normally. so had an operation after i had botox injected in my leg and 3 year of physiotherapy and 2 year wearing a splint. Im all better but can’t really wear heels
so if i didnt have all that dont i probably wouldnt able to walk now.
Awesome list btw
March 5th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
i missed out *leg* in a sentence woops lol
March 5th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Wonderful, wonderful list! Seriously…I am going to whore this one out.
I agree with RambleRon – there should be another of these lists in the future.
March 5th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
@121 duckyjem – very interesting! I’m glad that you are better, and heels are overrated
Of course, I would contend there is a huge difference between using a deadly toxin to help a person’s mobility rather than “improve” their appearance (and let’s face it, lots of people overdo the botox and their faces look frozen).
March 5th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Great list! What did you mean by this though?
“Fatal Familial Insomnia is a terrible disease found in only 28 families around the world.”
Are you talking about human families?
March 5th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Also, I am a parasitologist and I have also heard that about half the people who have ever lived died of malaria. Certainly malaria has been the number one killer throughout human history. Not sure where the estimate comes from, but remember that malaria used to be present in the US and other areas where it is no longer endemic.
March 5th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
MichaelGreen: yep – 28 human families have the genetic problem that causes the disease. So while the majority of us are lucky, 28 families suffer the worst disease.
March 5th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Please don’t show that honey badger video to any southern boyz – next thing you know they’ll be underground badger fights. I can just picture rollin through the trailer park and seeing backyard cages for those damn things.
March 5th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Wow! That’s really messed up. Talking about bad genes
March 5th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Imagine that fish, the Honey Badger, the spider and the bullet ant attacking you while you have that Insomnia…that would suck.
March 5th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
the pasty white legs of humans
March 5th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
not all humans have white legs
March 5th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I read a technical paper on sleep and sleep deprivation once. This article was written quite a few years ago so I’m not sure what might have changed since.
As I remember it, deep sleep only occurs for an hour or two in the middle of the sleep cycle. It is brought on by a secretion of some natural chemical inside the core of the brain, the base (cerebellum?). it has a cumulative effect, meaning you might be able to alter light sleep and REM sleep by setting an alarm to wake up, or a newborn waking up every three hours, but this deep sleep period was required to physiologically process this substance. They found that by getting volunteers to stay up for extended periods, several days in some instances, when they finally were allowed to sleep (of course they were wired to EKG’s or what ever), they had to go through the deep sleep period a proportionally longer time, i.e. if they were up for three days they had to spend three times as much time in the deep sleep phase. I wonder if these families have some defect that wouldn’t allow them to go through this sleep process?
Just a thought.
March 5th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Very nice list! Maybe i can add one of those crazy fish into the community pool!
March 5th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
AWESOME List. Thant Candiru is creepy. And that Brazilian Wandering Spider is creepier.I wouldn’t want to run into that at night. Funny how such a deadly bacterium can be used to treat wrinkles when injected.
March 5th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Some of the mosquitoes where I live are huge. The ones that come out at dusk are the worst. They will actually chase you and bite through your shirt and jeans. Using repellant on bare skin only does not work, you have to saturate your clothes as well. Ugh! They’re the spawn from hell!
March 5th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Fantastic list, by the way. Learned heaps, thanks.
March 5th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
79. bucslim – March 5th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Didn’t realize the honey badger had so much in common with my ex-wife. She attacked my testicles several times when I had cornered her. Come to think of it, she might have easily killed her share of crocodiles too.
Just when I think I´ve had the most god-awful day, I read this and remember what laughter feels like…
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92. Kreachure – March 5th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
“…When you think about it, #2 sort of explains all the previous ones; it’s like nature’s intentionally out to get us…
…and #1 proves we self-destructive idiots deserve it.”
Haha! Exactly what I was thinking as I read the list!
March 5th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
For some reason I thought this would explode into a slanging match of C——-ism v E—–ion. Congratulations for good sense and sorry for mentioning it.
In Korea you have to recycle. There is no option not to.
btw and off-topic: I’m leaving Korea next Friday. The removalists came yesterday and we’re vacating the apartment today. I’ve mentioned this several times along the way in the pointless anouncements forum, so if you have any personal messages for me, go to http://listverse.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=376.
March 5th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Well, I won’t go camping.
EVER.
March 5th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Hey! No Youtube clip on man???? XD
How to fish Candirus? Use a tampon!!!!!! XDXDXD
March 5th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
nicole: seriously? Obviously from my statement in the list I have no idea that anything other than white skin exists.
March 5th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
According to some sources on the web IE articles published there are 40 families with Fatal Familial Insomnia.
March 5th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
astraya: when will you be back online?
March 5th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
tickytic18: maybe the other 12 died of insomnia…
March 5th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
you should make 10 greatest things in nature
March 5th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
jf: I’ll have intermittent access throughout next week. I’m at school today and Monday. We’re couch-surfing with various relatives from tonight to next Thurs. I’ll be able to check in occasionally but it may be short and sweet.
March 5th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Well friend,your #2 should be a #1 and not only for the nature thing….
March 5th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
“Hmm…how should we prove our manliness?”
“Oh, I know! You know those unimaginably painful stings from that one bug? Let’s fill gloves with them and stick our hands in them ten times risking our physical and mental health! =D”
“AWLRITE! =DD”
Oh humanity.
March 5th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Oh, also, the Corspe Flower (Titan Arum I believe is its name) is actually thousands of tiny blossoms, if I remember correctly.
The Rafflesia is the largest single-flowering plant, and smells almost as bad as the Titan Arum.
March 5th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Ugliest Creature in Nature: Platypus
I found myself slightly saddened by the lack of this one. Haha
March 5th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
I thought that the Giant Japanese Hornet would be on the list. The venom from the barbless stinger will dissolve flesh and can be delivered more than once.
March 5th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
I have just marked a worksheet by a Korean student whose name is Hye-na (but would look like) “Hyena” without the apostrophe. She gives her favourite hobby as “eating”.
March 5th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Jayfray, LOVED IT, LOVED IT, LOVED IT!!! Top list … more, please.
March 5th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Ive read that the erection caused by the brazilian wandering spiders bite is actually quite painful. . . . and i dont want to imagine. . . . there is also a video on you tube of one hunting and killing a snake, its awesome.
March 5th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
haha you warn us about the spider…but not the nasty botox injection picture??? haha xD (im terrified of needles…) this was a really intresting list actually…and i watched something on the discovery channel a really long time ago about the bullet ant ritual haha
March 5th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
so what if the wandering spider wanders into the nether regions. the honey badger is a remedy, given the amount of misquitos that tend to gather on pools inside of tires waiting to gather on honey badger backsides . meanwhile, bullet ants have their own wunderlust along the stamen of the corpse flower, while 28 families stay awake during some of our nights, thinking of this all and green goo(aka- kariba weed) vs. grey goo theory. only kariba is fo real yo, and grey goo is just green goo as a theory for what is teresterial and we hope not cosmic, unless we take Mckenna for his word and the spores have the connective way of kudzu along the highway.
ect ect
March 5th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
No stonefish on the list??? I think stonefish is 10 times more nasty than bullet ant…
March 5th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
re: no 10 – this is completely out of context, but am I the only one who ever wondered why animals filmed during the night do not seem bothered by the filming light?
March 5th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
@ geronimo:
The term “man” isn’t just another word for humans of the male gender. It also means human beings..
Just saying.
March 5th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Here is an interesting fact about the honey badger:
A certain bird (the name escapes me) will employ this animal to help get it some honey. The bird will make a call and the badger will attack the hive, giving the both bird and badger food.
It was on Animal Planet’s Most Extreme
March 5th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
The Botulinum toxin is the most deadly toxin known, but in the most minute amounts is paralyses the muscles as used in cosmetic injections. Only 1 nanogram is enough to kill a person!!
March 5th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
I haven’t enough time to make it through the entire threadie byes before beddie byes, so hope I’m not duplicating.
I imagine the mossies of the northern regions in summer have been mentioned already: Alaska, Spitzbergen (I think), etc.
It was a relief to know the risk of malaria and other mossie-born diseases was considered close to zilch when we holidayed in Costa Rica in 1998. The only time we were seriously troubled was in dryish woodland near the north Pacific coast. Bird watching (twitching) was our main hobby. We’d been told of a good lagoon with a wide variety of water fowl. We had to exit the air-conditioned hire car into the Turkish bath-like open air and climb and descend a mule track. As usual we took the precaution of rubbing repellent on any exposed skin, and covering as much as we could with light clothing. We were puzzled by the sound of telegraph wires. We’d hardly gone more than a few hundred yards from the car, when of a sudden our legs, arms, bodies and faces started to turn black. Soon they were standing two deep on some flesh, evidently revelling in the repellent. Anita screamed and, heat or no heat, we just legged it flat-out back to the hermetically sealed car. We spent the next half hour hunting down and zapping the quantity that had come in with us. They, of course, were the hum of the telegraph wires!
We did both go down with very strange and quite unpleasant symptoms a long while after the holiday, which were never discovered by our competent Chilean doctors, despite exhaustive tests. The effects were quite different for us both: Anita’s like lupus, mine a kind of short-term sleeping sickness (some say they couldn’t tell the difference from my normal self). So who knows?
During a docu about the Siberian gulags, one particular gruesome method of punishment for Soviet dissidents and ‘other criminals’ was described. It was particularly reserved for captured escapees (i.e. all escapees who did not die in the taiga first), but only available in summer. The victim would be stripped naked and tied to a post. Apparently aphylactic shock from mossie bites would kill anyone within 24 hours.
March 5th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Jilly, (161),
“Here is an interesting fact about the honey badger:
A certain bird (the name escapes me) will employ this animal to help get it some honey. The bird will make a call and the badger will attack the hive, giving the both bird and badger food.
Interesting point.
D’oh! Having just admitted to being a (very low level and very part-time) twitcher, obliges me to finish the info off!
Appropriately, the birds are called honey-guides. Two are specifically involved in honey-badger symbiosis, the black-throated and scaly-throated honey-guides. The latter is extremely rare. They are also employed by humans (or employ humans, if you will). They belong to the wonderfully named genus Indicator. Better still, the black-throated is called Indicator indicator. If subspecies were found, one would be known as Indicator indicator indicator. Hahaha – haven’t we been here before in LV?
March 5th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
And they can also be strapped to the front and rear corners of motor cars.
March 5th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Oh, Anon, you just beat me by a few minutes! I was going to tell Jilly about the Honey-guides. We were fortunate enough to see them in Namibia, and when we followed them, they led us right to a bee hive! They are very beautiful birds. We were kind of hoping to see a honey-badger, but it wasn’t to be. After seeing that video, I’m kind of glad we didn’t! I never realized they were that vicious.
So, Anon, you are a birder, eh? So am I! I’m sure you see wonderful birds in Chile. I live on the California coast, so we have a lot of cool birds here, too. I have been to Costa Rica and was blissed out by birds the entire time. I have also been to Namibia and South Africa, and the birds were amazing, but so were the animals! We were lucky to be in a group that wanted to look at both. We should talk about birds sometime… I was thinking of starting a forum for birders, but I was afraid nobody would join in. Now I just might do it.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Great List once again JF – BUT!!! Are you serious about No.4??
“The Brazilian Wandering Spider …..It is the most deadly spider; forget the funnel web spider …..It has the highest human kill rate in the world…..”
Check your sources, my friend. The Funnel-Web Spider is THE deadliest on the planet ad number two is The Red-Back (or Jockey) Spider. Surprisingly, the Katipo of New Zealand is Number 3 – but then it IS a relative of Australia’s Red-back.
The only reason the Wandering Spider’s kill rate is higher is due to its being more diversely spread, its affinity to human habitations and the fact that there is, at present, no antidote.
I studied entomology – including arachnids and teach envenomation at Tertiary level. So I know of what I speak.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
HIV didn’t make the list?
March 5th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
c: No, the only viruses here are human. Wait, You’re Not Agent Smith!
March 5th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
165. astraya
“And they can also be strapped to the front and rear corners of motor cars.”
When known as Indicator indicator indicator indicator, of course.
astraya,
This non sequitur also belongs in another thread: yours on choral works. However, it might lie there undetected for a good while. So.
It occurred to me that if Thomas Tallis were composing on a modern pc screen, he might need to come up with a work called ‘spam in alium’. (Didn’t the Pythons take up that theme?)
I have to admit that as a filthy-minded, spotty adolescent, when my eyes passed rapidly across a list of such compositions, I initially read it as ‘sperm in alium’
Later on when I matured (hahaha) and became botanically aware, I though it must be a typo for ‘stem in Allium’ (Allium being Latin for onion). As a consequential quasi-Spoonerism Andy Williams becomes windy alliums.
Spem in alium? Here?
P.S. Moving was put in a list of the seven most stressful events in a normal life. Not sure whether being born, dying or confronting trollz on LV was number one.
March 6th, 2009 at 12:02 am
As a child my brother came down with wound botulism after a piss pour dentist failed to clean his cavity out before filling it Botulism thrives in places like the inside of a kids tooth. Around an hour after his filling he couldn’t use the side of his mouth, 6 hours after he couldn’t swallow or talk and was on the verge of choaking when he was rushed to the emergency room (when we called the Dentist he said it was a side effect of the numbing medication applied pre cavity proceedure). He spent a month in the Pediatric Intensive Care Unit wasting away until they finally discovered what was wrong with him, after which a toxin made from a horse was flowin in and administered in a scene out of a dramatic medical thriller, it was picked up by the doctor at the airport from a private plane and transported in a small crate to the hospital where it was painstakingly removed from the crate and administered (when the vial was removed my dad thought it necessary to tell the MD “just don’t drop it” as if he wasn’t under enough pressure trying to save this 10 year old kid from wasting away due to the fact he was nearly totally paralyzed at that point). A few weeks after the toxin was given he was removed from the intensive care unit and a month after that he was finally allowed to come home. Years later we found that he had one of the unexplainable out of body experiences you hear about in tv specials when he was in a medically induced coma with no brain activity yet had recollection of what occured while technically brane dead. A bizarre and amazing story top to bottom, we are very lucky he is now 23 and finishing up college.
March 6th, 2009 at 12:02 am
Yeah! Take that nature!
March 6th, 2009 at 2:32 am
great list woohooo!!!
March 6th, 2009 at 3:29 am
Lesson learnt: Don’t pee in a river!
March 6th, 2009 at 4:46 am
You’re not a “greenie”, or “Environmentalist”. You make that sound like an insult. You’re a loser.
March 6th, 2009 at 4:48 am
hmmm…
to be chained in a room filled with honey badgers, mosquitoes, bullet ants, brazilian spiders and corpse flowers while submerged in water in a waist high barrel filled with candiru.
oh and botox darts in your body every so often.
the perfect torture chamber.
March 6th, 2009 at 6:27 am
..”God must have been pre-occupied the day he was creating the animals, because he didn’t notice Satan making the mosquito.”… is this an ad of any fanatic creationist group? by the way, creationists are part of mankind, thus fatal for nature, included the rest of intelligent people.
E-V-O-L-U-T-I-O-N thats the real key.
March 6th, 2009 at 6:51 am
Actually, there’s 29 cases of fatal familial insomnia. My mom’s friend’s sister (hope you got that) who lives in switzerland (we live in the philippines), has contracted one, unfortunataley she passed away after 6 months of sleeplessness. She already donated her brain for science even before she died, she did that for her children which, sadly, has a 50% chance of progenerating that disease. Poor kids…
March 6th, 2009 at 7:32 am
8 is juz plain scary….
March 6th, 2009 at 7:33 am
So human is a good thing? Hitler was an evil man because he lost his war, as did all dictators before him: you are evil when you lose. Hitler killed 6 million people; how many you seattle English/American have killed Native Americans to create your American Dream?. What was the population in North America before the white man came. What about South America with the Spanish/Portuguese conquistadores, and I pass. All in history as accepted and digested. So if you ask me who is the biggest parasit on heart, my answer is the poor assholes who make the thing the way they are: Man!!!!!
This said, I don’t hate you; you just being human.
Have a nice day,
Didier
March 6th, 2009 at 9:46 am
#3 should be put in swimming pools around the world to prevent kids from peeing in them.
March 6th, 2009 at 11:04 am
First – Homo sapiens are not a native species of the Americas, so to use “native Americans” in the sense that they evolved here is completely wrong.
Second – the earliest known human civilization in the Americas was a loosely associated group of villages in central Peru roughly 5000 years ago.
Third – the oldest confirmed evidence of humans in the north is around 11,500 years ago (Clovis), after migrating from Asia.
Now since the American continents have been around millions upon millions upon millions of years – and an organized group of humans didn’t exist until around 5000 years ago, so called “native Americans” beat the European migration by about an hour or two, relatively speaking.
And thanks for your time from – a current, bred and born, native American
March 6th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Hei Tex; just read yourself. You are plain stupid
Didier
March 6th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
jandaman 176.
“… the perfect torture chamber.”
Would a ‘goesunder’ with candiru in it qualify as the perfect torture chamber pot?
March 6th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
For anyone who cares: I was quite intrigued by the claim of Malaria killing half of the people who ever lived. It seems to be a widespread belief. So I started a discussion about it with the good people from Wikipedia and this is what turned out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Science#Malaria:_Worst._Disease._Ever.3F
March 6th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Wow, the honey badger is AWESOME! What a badass little critter!
March 6th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
refering to #2 not ALL people have “pasty white legs” there are different races….
March 6th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
refering to #9 i mean
March 6th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
More gods.
March 6th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
“To make things even worse, a bite from this spider causes an erection that lasts for hours. No – this is not a subtle ad for viagra; it really is a side-effect of a wandering spider bite.”
That just reminds me of Chuck Palahiuks ‘Rant’ with the black widow spiders…
March 6th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
That should be Palahniuk
March 6th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Wonder why those 28 families were especially cursed by God.
March 6th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
i didn’tknow that the ant was the most hurtful bit.
March 6th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
104. jfrater: Okay, then. You’re forgiven. I knew you were a good guy all along!
March 7th, 2009 at 12:40 am
192 Sherry – they weren’t! They just drew the physiological short-straw; just like a child with CF or oa young mum with terminal breast ccancer. God is not in the cruel or evil, He is in the wonderful and as humans we simply wear what we are given: God does not hand out illnesses because people have pissed him off. You sound like an idiot from our church who visited me in Rehab once aout 2 weeks after my almost-fatal bike accident: I was having a bad day with the pain and they went back to our pastor and told him I wasn’t healing because I didn’t love God enough and he came in and castigated me for it; any wonder that I told him (and the couple when they visited next time) to F*CK OFF!!
March 7th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Maybe not the worst, but I’d hate to be punched in the wedding tackle by the mantis shrimp. That fella can bust open just about any shell or carapace in the ocean!
March 7th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
note to self;
do not leave house.
lock all doors.
keep endless supply of mortein and aeroguard.
and for the love of god stay the hell away from Brazil.
March 8th, 2009 at 3:47 am
I disagree with “man.” I wonder if I can buy a corpse flower and hide it behind my enemy’s books?
March 8th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Wowww great list!One of the best ever!!!
March 8th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
185. Kreachure – March 6th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Thanks for the link.
jfrater: I think you should read whats in the link that Kreachure posted and consider removing that bit about malaria being responsible of half the deaths in human history.
March 8th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
If my lecturers discovered that I used Wiki as a source I would be hung drawn and quatered.
March 8th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Holy marone. And I thought fire ants were bad. I’ve had a hard time forgiving Quentin Tarantino for the CSI finale where Nick is trapped underground… and the ants get in. *brrrr* Thank you SO much for that thought. As someone who stepped in a few antpiles as a child, it doesn’t NEED to be any worse than that. That’s enough to make you want to chop off limbs as it is.
March 9th, 2009 at 10:04 am
I definitely agree with “Man” as the most destructive. And Botox is such an idiotic thing to inject in yourself, but hell why not if people pay the money, right?
March 11th, 2009 at 7:30 am
My biological psychology teacher was telling the class that says botox can sink farther into the face and start killing parts of the brain.
March 11th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
204. LeadingtheRats: My biological psychology teacher was telling the class that says botox can sink farther into the face and start killing parts of the brain.
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Oh, sure. On the plus side, you’d be a beautiful moron!
March 26th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Botox is also used for treatment in cases of dystonia. It relaxes the spasming muscle, and often works better than a simple steroid shot.
April 4th, 2009 at 8:31 am
great list. Man though? bit over dramatic and i agree with another commenter its human beings not man. and ants and spiders YUCK!
April 4th, 2009 at 9:43 am
207. deviantmiss: I’m still surprised when someone, anyone, misunderstands that the word “man”, in some cases stands in for the longer “mankind”.
What is the difference between mankind and human beings? Nothing but wordiness and a false sense of political correctness.
I have a whole list of words that the pc crowd have misunderstood and so, done away with, replacing them with silly substitutions. I thin it’s time for everyone to grow up, learn the language, quit being so defensive, and just get on with life.
April 7th, 2009 at 11:26 am
IT WAS AWSOME
April 9th, 2009 at 11:21 am
When people say “Man” as a whole, they are referring to the human race, it’s just traditional to call humans “Man” or “Mankind”.
Also, I think Salvinia Molesta is the most annoying on the list. Is it possible to completely incinerate a field of it so that it won’t grow back? Or will the ashes grow into MORE Salvinia Molesta?
April 9th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
210. darklight : Sometimes, it saves you time, and looking the fool, to just take a close read of the posts above you. As an example:
****208. segue – April 4th, 2009 at 9:43 am
207. deviantmiss: I’m still surprised when someone, anyone, misunderstands that the word “man”, in some cases stands in for the longer “mankind”…
Regarding the Salvinia Molesta, like any other invasive weed (in fact, like any other plant) you have to make sure the root is dead or regrowth is not only possible but probable. Burning gets the plant from the ground up, but not the root structure, unless the plant has an extremely shallow root system, which Salvinia Molesta does not.
There is hope. If you can get it and the water in which it is growing above 40 degrees C. for 3 hours straight or below 4 degrees C. for 3 hours straight you will have accomplished killing the entire plant…but it has to be complete plant ant the water in which it is living.
May 3rd, 2009 at 7:22 am
lonely little petunia has something to read and watch at last……. thankyou
June 20th, 2009 at 10:00 am
dude can’t u change white legs to just legs? big deal
June 28th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Hey! I have tanned legs but the mosquitoes still bite me
July 16th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
@Aaron (1): Oh, will you shut up. Whe you say that your hating yourself.
July 25th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Ugh, the candiru sound disgusting.
July 26th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
#1 is questionable… exaggerates
July 28th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Did anyone mention the hagfish? It’s an eel that can swim into a swimming fish and eat its way out. It also can produce a gallon of slim almost in an instant to choke any animal it is trying to kill or is trying to eat it. It also can tie itself into knots, sometimes it latches to an animal or carcass and ties itself in a knot, pushes the knot against the animal, and rips out pieces. They are awesomly disgusting.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:48 am
I actually have Cerebral Palsy, and have BoTox injections in the bak of my legs, to help relax the muscles, i need it in large quantities because of the tightness of my muscles, i always thought it was perfectly safe… until now :S
August 4th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
The human torch was denied a bank loan.
August 10th, 2009 at 6:38 am
I’m brazilian, and when I was a child (swimming on Amazon river) I was bitten by a candiru in the left thigh, and man it hurts. It was hard to remove the sting, even today I remember the pain and the blood. Somebody bitten by a candiru were common in my childhood, especially by kids.
Piranhas smells bloods, Candiru smells bloods and urine. The Piranha’s bite is worst but is uncommonly a human bitten by it. And really, don’t pee at Amazon River, even if you were wearing shorts
August 21st, 2009 at 6:08 am
damn nature, you scary!